[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

Comments

[deductiongeek]

That depends on what you mean by that sort of thing.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...The being taken to somewhere else sort of thing.

Rabbit

[wolfchild]

Fine.

Arya

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[A relieved sigh] Good. Least we're all got out of that madness.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'd say at least once a month.

Basically don't touch anything in the lobby ever again.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So it's always in the lobby? ...You'd think people would have learned by now. Least I have an excuse, I'm new.

filter

[willrememberthat]

I'm okay. Who is this?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Oh, he hasn't spoken to this one before, he instantly brightens, his tone softening]

Well, G'day there. My name's Bunnymund.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

There is usually some sort of odd shift every month or so. Sometimes other things happen, but the castle remains relatively unchanged.

[That filter...]

I'm fine, sir. Do I know you?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So is it easy to figure out something's going to go wrong? A sign, like the mirror in the lobby?

[He'll be adding another child to his mental tally of 'those he needs to protect here']

Maybe. It depends on if you have Easter where you come from.

Children filter

[sugarwaffo]

I think so. I'm back in the castle now.

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Good, least you're relatively safe here. [No monsters or crazy queens with beheading issues]

[gottaknockhard]

There's not a whole lot you can do about that. They're going to get you sooner or later.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

There's no avoiding this mess at all? Nowhere safe to go? [Somewhere he can herd the kids]

[children filter]

[findatree]

Uh, sure?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[And another one]

Good to hear, kiddo. Name's Bunnymund.

[children filter] /spams

[protosshaze]

[oh it's that strange-talking creature again]

Hello. I am doing well. How are you?

all the spams and forever

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Hello again. Glad to hear it, and I'm just fine.

Filter

[tapshoetomove]

I'm all right! How are you, Mr. Bunny?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Good, and I'm just fine. I wanted to check up on you all after that mess.

Filter

[savors]

[ Why is she awake during the day? Still, it's the giant bunny, so she'll answer. ]

Yes.

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Oh good, he worries about her a lot anyway]

Good. Were you in that Wonderland place?

[whistles_the_blues]

Yes?

[Blues is more confused that this filter actually shown up for him. He's a robot, not a child. Jeez Castle get it right.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunny just considers him another child, not knowing the specifics]

Didn't get caught up in that Wonderland mess?

[ Filter ]

[fantasies]

Uh, yeah! I'm good.

[Glad to be back, honestly. The Wonderland business was fun for five whole minutes before it started making his head spin.]

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Glad to hear it. Can't have any of you lot getting yourselves hurt now, especially after that world. Did you get trapped in it?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

Something big tends to happen once a month. Twice, if the castle's particularly vindictive.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

But not all of it is a big change, have I got that right?

[i_got_this]

A couple times a month, give or take. Shit gets crazy around the holidays.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[That is not what he wants to hear at all]

...Which holidays?

FILTER

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i am purrfectly fine
:33 < who is this?

forever!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Another one, crikey there were a lot of kids in this place]

Great. I'm Bunnymund, I'm new here.

Easter Bunny

[bezazzled]

[IT'S HER FURRY BFF]

Never been better! What about you? How's fame treating you?

Mabel

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Metal toothed precious!!!]

Honestly, I could do with a little more. I couldn't tackle that monster in Wonderland as well as I usually could.

dictated

[psych0p0mps]

[sigh, the one problem about not aging is that "children" filters will always apply to you forever. oh well though.]

yeah im fine
what sort of thing do you mean
like the mirrors or the world change or the craziness in general

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Such is life. It's suffering]

Glad to hear it. Just the craziness in general, but especially things like that.