[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

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[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I grow them, paint them and bring them to the world, hiding them for kids to find. I bring Spring and hope to the world at the same time.

[i_got_this]

... Grow them? What, like little beans or something? [She's so confused now.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No, they grow in flowers.

[i_got_this]

What the hell kind of eggs grow in flowers?!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Easter eggs. Pay attention.

[i_got_this]

Easter eggs, Deviled eggs ... eggs shouldn't come in flowers! It doesn't make any sense!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Easter eggs do, and they don't have to make sense. They're magical.

[i_got_this]

Oh fuck me, not the 'm' word.

That's just another way of saying 'shit science hasn't explained yet'.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

She says when she's talking to the Easter Bunny.

[i_got_this]

Yeah, I'm sure there's a very scientific explanation to that too, like you have multiple personality disorder or something.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Dryly] On weekends, my name is Frank.