3 Crumpets (Backdated to Wonderland Plot)

[sandoval]

[Sandoval, unfortunately, seems to have fallen into the trap that many have around the castle - and found himself stuck in Wonderland. Not that he minds, he seems to be enjoying it a great deal! He's currently spending time around the tea party, so there's a bit of a bustle of changing places in the background.]

My, this is such a lovely place - "Wonderland", I think the locals have been calling it? Well, no matter! I understand now what people meant when they said the castle could send you to other places. How exciting!

So tell me, crumpets - how do you take your tea?

(( ooc: Alternatively, there is a current-day log post located here if you wanted to. ))

Comments

[sandoval]

But that's no fun! It takes the thrill out of the chase, wouldn't you say?

I'm curious, my dear text - what's your home like? Your home world, I mean, though I suppose you could describe your actual home.

[shenunigans]

i guess i wouldnt call tea thrilling but hey you get your kicks where you can

its hot and its over populated with stupid people
if you dont know where texas is im guessing youre not from earth right
or
youre from the past
(or the future)
right?

[sandoval]

Oh, I'll certainly try!

Sounds like Aub. [He laughs a bit at his own joke.] And no, I've never heard of Earth - before coming here, of course. And people say I'm from the far past... but I like to think of it as a very laid-back present.

[shenunigans]

sweet tea is a pretty damn noble goal
go forth and what not

i have no idea what aub is so i guess were even there

time shenanigans huh
im used to that crap

[sandoval]

Aub is a dismally dreadful little country, run by a boring prince named Cyrron. He hates Mistress - or rather, they hate each other. He is boring, as I've said.

Oh? Because of the castle, you mean, or is it something else?

[shenunigans]

yup
sounds like texas
only we dont have a prince of texas and if we did it would be me

something else
something pretty damn hard to explain

[sandoval]

Hopefully you're not as dreadfully awful of a prince!

Then no explanations - interpretive dance instead! Or pictures! Or perhaps cryptic notes.

[shenunigans]

i like to think id be
id be the prince formerly known as artist dave strider and id rule with a glittery iron fist

pictures huh
by the time im done with that id have an 8000 pages of bullshit and you still probably wouldnt get it
i dont get it tbh

[sandoval]

I think I'm liking this scenario more by the minute! How much glitter are we talking?

It sounds like you would give a very interesting explanation. Even if it makes no sense, it would still be entertaining, no? But you don't have to draw out that much - I wouldn't want to tire you out before we've even begun.

What is a tbh? [And yes, he did just pronounce "tbh" out loud.]

[shenunigans]

shitloads
obscene amounts of glitter
and its the herpes of craft supplies so it will never ever leave
eternal glitter

so generous
im in awe
what have we begun

[He's trying not to laugh over here.]

its internet slang
it means to be honest