blog one-oh-three - backdated to Saturday morning

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[morning dawns just like any other morning, really - Barney cracks an eye open when his alarm goes off, then reaches out and mashes the snooze button. the WildKat can open a good ten minutes late, or he can speed-shower like an old pro - either way, no one's really going to care if he dozes for a little while longer. he buries his face in his pillow and mutters, flopping his arm out to the side --


-- and it connects with something. someONE. he lifts his head and raises an eyebrow. yes, there is definitely a girl asleep in his bed.

he sits up and scrubs a hand over his face, thinking. he doesn't FEEL hung over. and she IS pretty hot. there's no way he'd tap that and not remember. and this IS his bed ...

oh well. better get up and get in the shower before she wakes up and tries to be all clingy. that is just the WORST. he swings his legs over the side and gets to his feet, smoothing out his suit pajamas. he turns around and takes one last look at his catch, lifting up the blankets.

wait.

she's still dressed. in a t-shirt and shorts. that are NOT his. ... his eyes narrow in suspicion. HOW is there a girl in his bed who ISN'T NAKED--?!]

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Medium spicy is okay. I like to be able to taste things and not just be in pain.

[She shakes her head.] It sure is weird. I don't think she's around anymore, is she? And neither is the guy the castle stuck me with. People sure come and go.

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Medium it is, then. [he wishes up medium jars of salsa and queso and gets to work]

She's not, no - she hasn't been for a while. Anyone ever figure out what the turnaround ratio is in this place?

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Something terrible, at least in my opinion. [Too fast for some good folks, too slow to get rid of some bad apples. She watches him make up the meal though.]

What is that?

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Nachos! ... Wait, you've been here at least as long as me, and no one's ever introduced you to nachos? ... Clearly, you haven't lived.

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Oh, as if you've sampled every food and drink available here from every world and time period? There's a lot to do, you know! [She does look interested though. Fffffffffffood.]