Some say we're mad but that's just crazy

[waterproofed]

Hey, anybody know how to cut hair around here? For whatever reason, mine's still long after our little trip through the mirror. I know you're gonna think me a Vain Flippant Dude, but long hair seriously gets in the way.

This is my second time through a mirror in so many months. It's beginning to be a problem. I didn't get any little token, either. Not even a Vanilla-Flavored Danish. Though, I guess it's a good thing I didn't take any pastries while I was there or I would've experienced a Violent and Frightening Death.

... You know, this is cool and all, but I feel like I've been tricked into learning Vocabulary From Dictionaries.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Dare I even ask why?

[waterproofed]

Because it seems like a goood thing to do.

[onlyanapple]

Maybe if you want people to think you're a weirdo.

[waterproofed]

People thought that for years. I don't think this is gonna be that much of a change.

[onlyanapple]

Probably not, but a guy can dream.

[waterproofed]

Yep.