Some say we're mad but that's just crazy

[waterproofed]

Hey, anybody know how to cut hair around here? For whatever reason, mine's still long after our little trip through the mirror. I know you're gonna think me a Vain Flippant Dude, but long hair seriously gets in the way.

This is my second time through a mirror in so many months. It's beginning to be a problem. I didn't get any little token, either. Not even a Vanilla-Flavored Danish. Though, I guess it's a good thing I didn't take any pastries while I was there or I would've experienced a Violent and Frightening Death.

... You know, this is cool and all, but I feel like I've been tricked into learning Vocabulary From Dictionaries.

Comments

[theabjectauthor]

Nahash, the last person I knew who followed the tenets of fashion closely was quite possibly the most clear case for insanity I have ever known; or at least ranking among the top sixteen. Therefore, I'm afraid your advice is a bit dubious.

[onlyanapple]

You're saying you don't trust me?

[theabjectauthor]

[succinctly, a phrase which means "as if to say one of two things, which really amount to one and the same: 'you're the Serpent of Eden' and 'DUH'":]

Yes.

[onlyanapple]

I am wounded, Lemony.

My heart is just bleeding all over the place here.

[He doesn't sound wounded. Not one little bit]

[theabjectauthor]

Well, then, at least I can thank you for being considerate enough not to have bled upon the journal.

[onlyanapple]

No one wants fluids all over their pages.

[theabjectauthor]

Well, no, of course not. [he gets that it's sarcasm, but seriously, dude, no one does]

[onlyanapple]

Unless they have fetishes.

[waterproofed]

Should I close my journal and give you guys some privacy?

[onlyanapple]

Oh come on, Percy, don't you want to learn about fetishes?

[waterproofed]

Uh, no. I get the feeling you're a Vulgar Fetish Demon, and I'd rather pass on the trauma.

[onlyanapple]

Kids today. No fun at all.