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Jane Crocker ([personal profile] cyan_maid) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-01-25 09:29 pm
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Twenty Spoons {Accidentally Dictated}

[Today's entry is much different from Jane's usual entries. Today, it seems as if the journal has been opened promptly and sharply, and her voice doesn't sound as close as usual.]

-Can't thank you enough for your help, Anna! I swear, I wouldn't trust anyone else with knowing my special Snickerdoodle recipie. You promise you won't let anyone know it? [There's a bleep-bloop for a response, and it's close by. Who has Jane's journal?]

Thank goodness! Now, I think I can use cookie cutters without souring the batch. It's not traditional, but I'm in the mood for making shapes. What do you think? [Blorp-beep!] Hoo hoo! Excellent! You roll out the dough, and I'll pick out a cookie cutter.

[There's a lot of clinking and rustling from far away, until...] Ahah! I've never seen this cutter before...it looks sort of like an Elephant's head - Anna, why are you shaking your head? Hey, give that back-

[Bloop-blorp!!] ...OH!!! Oh oh oh. Oh my. It's a - a dongle. That is definitely a dongle. [Her tone shifts to annoyance.] Oh Lordy. Why would anyone include something like this in a kitchen collection of cookie cutters? It is juvenile, ridiculous, irresponsible-

[There's a pause, as if a thought has struck the speaker, and soon stifled chuckles can be heard.] Oh my! It's - it's actually kind of funny to think about! Hoo hoo hoo! You know what? Let's use it!

[...Beep?]

((OOC: Credit for the origin of the Dickerdoodles joke with Jane, which is highly juvenile and hilariously ridiculous, goes to Goopi here. Uh you guys can take a dongle right??? If not I can hide the entry behind a cut.))
not_mafia: (it's OK)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-02-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, is that so...?

[He looks over.] So, what's with the robot?
not_mafia: (harmony)

HELLO I AM TERRIBLE AT THIS

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-02-08 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see! That was pretty nice of him. [he doesn't know just how nice, given he doesn't know Jane's loss.

He sniffs the air, then looks over at Jane.]


Those cookies smell really good!
not_mafia: (don't eat worms)

YOU MIGHT WANT TO DOUBLE CHECK TSUNA'S POST BTW

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-02-08 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... Jane-san? You're acting really weird...
not_mafia: (talking pony)

[personal profile] not_mafia 2013-02-09 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, really? You must sure love baking...