Twenty Spoons {Accidentally Dictated}

[cyan_maid]

[Today's entry is much different from Jane's usual entries. Today, it seems as if the journal has been opened promptly and sharply, and her voice doesn't sound as close as usual.]

-Can't thank you enough for your help, Anna! I swear, I wouldn't trust anyone else with knowing my special Snickerdoodle recipie. You promise you won't let anyone know it? [There's a bleep-bloop for a response, and it's close by. Who has Jane's journal?]

Thank goodness! Now, I think I can use cookie cutters without souring the batch. It's not traditional, but I'm in the mood for making shapes. What do you think? [Blorp-beep!] Hoo hoo! Excellent! You roll out the dough, and I'll pick out a cookie cutter.

[There's a lot of clinking and rustling from far away, until...] Ahah! I've never seen this cutter before...it looks sort of like an Elephant's head - Anna, why are you shaking your head? Hey, give that back-

[Bloop-blorp!!] ...OH!!! Oh oh oh. Oh my. It's a - a dongle. That is definitely a dongle. [Her tone shifts to annoyance.] Oh Lordy. Why would anyone include something like this in a kitchen collection of cookie cutters? It is juvenile, ridiculous, irresponsible-

[There's a pause, as if a thought has struck the speaker, and soon stifled chuckles can be heard.] Oh my! It's - it's actually kind of funny to think about! Hoo hoo hoo! You know what? Let's use it!

[...Beep?]

((OOC: Credit for the origin of the Dickerdoodles joke with Jane, which is highly juvenile and hilariously ridiculous, goes to Goopi here. Uh you guys can take a dongle right??? If not I can hide the entry behind a cut.))

Comments

Dictated

[heirofficium]

A Dongle?

[ Color him both childishly intrigued and inordinately amused. There is NO way that isn't what it sounds like. None. ]

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

[Is that...is someone in the kitchen? It is definitely quiet on this side of the journals before there is a gasp.]

Oh my GOD, everyone heard that?!?!?

Re: Dictated

[heirofficium]

[ He laughs, an open, bark-like guffaw, before replying. ]

Yes, I'd bet my motorcycle they did, but by all means, do continue, lass! What do you intend to do with that dongle cutter?

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

This is so embarrassing!! How did my journal open anyway?!?

[She's a little distracted by her distress, so she just blurts out an answer for you,] Oh, I might as well use the stupid thing as a stupid cookie joke.

audio;

[nukeoleptic]

Oh, my god, that sounds like something Davesprite would do.

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

[Noooooo not more people]

I-It's not what it seems! I just...it's out, so why not use it?!?

Dictated

[nukeoleptic]

You're actually going to use it?

[ HOLD ON she's laughing again. ]

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Well...yeah!

[This is so juvenile of you Jane. It is not even ironic.]

[squartatore]

[...]

I'm guessing that wasn't intended to be heard by everyone.

[also, what is a dongle]

[cyan_maid]

It wasn't! Please forget it!!!

[squartatore]

[l o l she's making this obnoxious (and likely inaccurate) "deleting" sound effect]

Whoops. That didn't work. What am I supposed to be forgetting, anyway?

[cyan_maid]

That I even said any of that!!! Oh my God...

[whichwayyoulean]

[He'll just stare at the journal for a while before cautiously responding]

Yooooou feeling okay there Jane?

[cyan_maid]

[Somewhat childishly,] No...I hate this stupid journal.

[whichwayyoulean]

That's pretty much a common feeling.

So, what's with the..beeping?

[cyan_maid]

Oh - um. That's Anna. My friend Dirk, he made me a robot for Christmas, and that's her name.

[dictated]

[dupable]

... Dongle? [ Haha... Jane what? ]

Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Please, John. Please. No.

Dictated

[dupable]

You just said dongle.

Do you mean like... that kind?

[goingrogue]

omg jane
dongles
the SRS STRAIGHT LACED HARD BOILED DETECTIVE LASS that is JANE CROCKER is making DONGLES
wat has the world come 2
everything i have ever known has been wrong
nothing makes sense anymore
i think
i need
a drink b4 i can fully understand wat is goin on here
jane r u sick
is ur bot sick
oh em gee
dongles
without me

[cyan_maid]

[Where even did Jane find a pen to respond to this]

Roxy, do I need to pie you in the face to prove how not-serious I can be?
And stop saying dongles, please!!!!!

[Honey you said it first]

[goingrogue]

ok fine how 'bout this...................
wing wang
wing wong
banana
beef whistle
ding dong
donger
drill bit
enchilada
heat-seeking missile
love muscle
pecker
one eyed snake
one eyed willie
pork sword
tallywhacker
eggroll
winky
wing dang doodle
yingyang




shall i go on?????
srsly jane i cant believe u made NOT DONGLES without me
have u ever even seen a dongle b4
i mean a real 1

[not_mafia]

.....Jane...-san? [Said in the most UNCERTAIN TONE EVER, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING]

[cyan_maid]

[She sounds muffled, like she's planted her face on a counter and is fervently hoping it will take root there.]

What?

[not_mafia]

........ [let's focus on the less disturbing part of this post] S-so, uh, you're making cookies, then?