Twenty Spoons {Accidentally Dictated}

[cyan_maid]

[Today's entry is much different from Jane's usual entries. Today, it seems as if the journal has been opened promptly and sharply, and her voice doesn't sound as close as usual.]

-Can't thank you enough for your help, Anna! I swear, I wouldn't trust anyone else with knowing my special Snickerdoodle recipie. You promise you won't let anyone know it? [There's a bleep-bloop for a response, and it's close by. Who has Jane's journal?]

Thank goodness! Now, I think I can use cookie cutters without souring the batch. It's not traditional, but I'm in the mood for making shapes. What do you think? [Blorp-beep!] Hoo hoo! Excellent! You roll out the dough, and I'll pick out a cookie cutter.

[There's a lot of clinking and rustling from far away, until...] Ahah! I've never seen this cutter before...it looks sort of like an Elephant's head - Anna, why are you shaking your head? Hey, give that back-

[Bloop-blorp!!] ...OH!!! Oh oh oh. Oh my. It's a - a dongle. That is definitely a dongle. [Her tone shifts to annoyance.] Oh Lordy. Why would anyone include something like this in a kitchen collection of cookie cutters? It is juvenile, ridiculous, irresponsible-

[There's a pause, as if a thought has struck the speaker, and soon stifled chuckles can be heard.] Oh my! It's - it's actually kind of funny to think about! Hoo hoo hoo! You know what? Let's use it!

[...Beep?]

((OOC: Credit for the origin of the Dickerdoodles joke with Jane, which is highly juvenile and hilariously ridiculous, goes to Goopi here. Uh you guys can take a dongle right??? If not I can hide the entry behind a cut.))

Comments

Filtered to John, Dictated

[cyan_maid]

I can't just leave them here for anyone to find! And I can make doubly sure of that, if you like.

Filtered to Jane, Dictated

[dupable]

Thanks, Jane. This is pretty much the best way to bake.

Filtered to John, Dictated

[cyan_maid]

Hoo hoo, it is the only way to bake! [Except when you're bakin' with Betty C. Then it's always a good time.]

Filtered to Jane, Dictated

[dupable]

[ LIES AND SLANDER. ]

I will let you know what happens if they tell me about the cookies!

Filtered to John, Dictated

[cyan_maid]

[YOU'RE A FOOL, JOHN EGBERT]

You'd better!

Filtered to Jane, Dictated

[dupable]

[ Oh yeah? AND WHO'S THE ONE BEING MIND CONTROLLED BY THE BATTERWITCH, HMM? ]

I will, I will!

Filtered to John, Dictated (Haha she's not actually brainwashed rn but you know that)

[cyan_maid]

[It's only a OBEY temporary state.]

Wonderful!

Filtered to Jane, Dictated (I do!)

[dupable]

[ Yeah sure! ]

Okay, I'm gonna go off and wait a bit to talk to them and see what happens. Talk to you again soon, Jane.

[ Now fleeing into the night and hoping Jane gets those cookies baked in the near future. ]

Filtered to Jane, Dictated ( :B)

[cyan_maid]

Same to you, John!

[And she'll go squirrel some away for prank-time later in the day.]