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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So before December even hit, everyone was freaking out about all the kissing. Valentine's Day is like what? Little under three weeks away?

Does the castle decide to take a break or are you guys still reeling from your moronic decision to touch a mirror that just popped up in the lobby?

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[wolfchild]

What's Valentine's Day?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

It's one day out of four days that married couples have sex and it's a painful reminder of how desperate and pathetic single people are.

[quits]

[THERE IS MUCH GLARING AT THE PAGE HERE.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW ADORABLE HE THINKS HE IS.]

[quits]

[SHE IS GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT YOU CANNOT TELL THAT THE VOICE BELONGS TO A YOUNG GIRL.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[ENTIRELY MISPLACED BECAUSE HE'S MET THIS GIRL BEFORE, BUT HEY. THANKS ANYWAY.]

[wolfchild]

[ okay.

what. ]

What?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

They each have a birthday, anniversary, and Valentine's Day - four days out of a whole year they go at it like bunnies.

Birthdays and anniversary because it's a good way to celebrate and Valentine's Day because card companies say you're supposed to be all lovey dovey that day.

[wolfchild]

People do not fuck only on four days.

[ Beat. ]

...What's a card company?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You don't know many married couples, do you?

About what it sounds like. They're a company, they make cards.

[wolfchild]

[ Her parents are different. They went out to the godswood every two years and found a new baby at the heart tree. Jon they found in the forest. There was no sex with them. Ever. ]

I know enough! And why would you waste a company on cards?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Right. Of course.]

Clearly.

Waste? They make millions of dollars a year.

[wolfchild]

[ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE D: ]

Is that your coin?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[QUICK. TO BABELFISH.]

Yeah. They're not the richest in the world, but they do fine. Especially on days like Valentine's Day.

[wolfchild]

That still sounds stupid.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

No arguments here, Half-Pint.