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005 ♔ dictated;

So before December even hit, everyone was freaking out about all the kissing. Valentine's Day is like what? Little under three weeks away?

Does the castle decide to take a break or are you guys still reeling from your moronic decision to touch a mirror that just popped up in the lobby?

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Information in seconds is usually a pretty good reason to care.

[Porn's usually better incentive but Morgana's a class lady okay.]

I can find the same within a library. [ Sorceress, remember? ]

There's things on the internet a library doesn't have.

Truly? [ SO MUCH DISBELIEF. ] Such as?

Things happening right this second somewhere else for starters.

Perhaps it had some use to it.

Told you so. That'll teach you not to doubt me.

I would never doubt you, Damon.

That's why you're my favorite witch.

There are more reasons than that, surely.

Hm... [He pretends to think.] Maybe. But I'm not sure. Memory's starting to go at my age...

Ever the jester.

Is that a complaint?

Does it sound like it is?

Not at all. I'm too hilarious for that.

You also have a problem with your head, I can see it swell from here.

Don't worry, there's still plenty of ego for you to stroke.

If stroke anymore I fear you will no longer be able to make it through the castle's doors.

Edited 2013-02-25 08:10 (UTC)

Well now, whose problem is that? Ours or the castle's?

Perhaps both, if you cannot fit through the castle's door you would have no hope fitting through your own.

Get out of here with your damn logic, Ren Faire.

No. [ DUN DUN. ] I find myself quite comfortable and have no desire to move.

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