♈ Aradia: Want her black romance.

[psych0p0mps]

[Nepeta]

I brought you back a souvenir! I will be by in a moment to deliver it.

[Sollux]

Hey, will you come down to the lobby? I want to show you the outpost.

[Vrisk Vriska Vri]

[The filter is scribbled out with increasing frustration.]

[Filtered away from Vriska]

Alright, so... I know Valentine's Day is about red romance, since humans don't have any other kind. But as I do not have a matesprit anyway, I want to do something for my kismesis instead. The thing is... I'm not entirely sure what I should do? Should I get her a present, or take her on a hate date, or... I don't know, wreck her respiteblock? But I don't want her to wreck mine... [sigh] Oh my god, I'm so bad at this.

... Um, a kismesis is somebody you go out with because you hate them, by the way. For anybody who didn't know that.

Comments

Church

[psych0p0mps]

Hehe~ You know, I'm kind of surprised how much it pops up in human relationships given that it's not officially a thing. Maybe troll romance and human romance aren't as different as we make them out to be?

Ooh, paintball's not a bad idea, though! Neither of us uses riflekind normally, so we'd be equally bad at it, too. Where are the paintball grounds?

Aradia; to end

[originalcopy]

I don't know about Troll romance, but I basically hate all my friends. Bunch of fuckin' annoying assholes.

[Church is the human equivalent of a kismesis whore. All his friends annoy him.]

We kind of have the general idea... "Frenemies", people you like to hate. It's not romantic, at least not usually.

The paintball grounds are next to the shooting range, [insert directions here].

[psych0p0mps]

[it doesn't count unless we see Blue on Blue makeouts! >:P]

Thanks. You know, in Alternian, "friend" and "enemy" are actually the same word? I've never heard them portmanteau'ed like that, though. "Frienemies," hehe.

Bwahahaha

[originalcopy]

[Not even with a whole crate of enchanted chocolates! >_< ]

Really? That's... odd. Kind of cool I guess... but, odd. So, you're all like frenemies with each other?

Guess that makes things easy.

[psych0p0mps]

Pretty much! It actually sort of makes things more complicated, though. Where do you draw the line between liking someone and disliking them? It can be tricky.

[originalcopy]

I don't know... usually, if they are talking to me.

[psych0p0mps]

[laughs] You know, you kind of remind me of our team leader.