♈ Aradia: Want her black romance.

[psych0p0mps]

[Nepeta]

I brought you back a souvenir! I will be by in a moment to deliver it.

[Sollux]

Hey, will you come down to the lobby? I want to show you the outpost.

[Vrisk Vriska Vri]

[The filter is scribbled out with increasing frustration.]

[Filtered away from Vriska]

Alright, so... I know Valentine's Day is about red romance, since humans don't have any other kind. But as I do not have a matesprit anyway, I want to do something for my kismesis instead. The thing is... I'm not entirely sure what I should do? Should I get her a present, or take her on a hate date, or... I don't know, wreck her respiteblock? But I don't want her to wreck mine... [sigh] Oh my god, I'm so bad at this.

... Um, a kismesis is somebody you go out with because you hate them, by the way. For anybody who didn't know that.

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Dat filter forever

[mal_addict]

[Oh wow that is so useful, she now has a word for what she and Nikola are]

Oh that's easy. Take her out somewhere and then insult her the entire evening.

forevs

[psych0p0mps]

But we do that every time we talk.

[mal_addict]

Yes, but this would be doing that somewhere where dinner is served.

[psych0p0mps]

So... it would be a literal candlelight hate date? I guess that's one thing we could do. Maybe after paintball?

[mal_addict]

There you go, you can add some casual violence into the mix with that.

[psych0p0mps]

That sounds good! I'm thinking of sabotaging her gun, too. Then she would have to go to dinner covered in paint, hopefully!

wow wtf dw

[mal_addict]

Sounds like a perfect date to me.