Jade Harley | gardenGnostic (
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paradisa2013-03-14 05:08 pm
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what is the craziest thing you have ever wished for? :o
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)
also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)
also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing
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ive basically got a fuckton of apple juice and cheerios and now im pretty fucking disappointed in myself
maybe we should test this shit
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everything is pie today :|
but tomorrow!
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even if apple is already the pie master race
but if you wanna do some wishing tomorrow im game
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dave you are the best!
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yes i am
any plans on your wishlist
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we could make the rest of it out of elephant hide
itd be swag as fuck
only i cant play so idk what wed do with it
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we are not poaching our hypothetical pet elephant to make a piano
i was thinking more like..... would he survive if we put him out to graze :|!!!!
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youre the one wishing up huge pets for the hell of it
you better love that elephant until the day someone else makes it into a piano
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what are you going to wish for?
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im gonna name one of them charlie sheen
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and put them all in your room :D
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sort of
[ because she apparently can't go without mentioning him at least once every conversation ]
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you know its probably because hes part bird right
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[ no jade no ]
anyway, it is not like birds inherently get along with crocodiles
.... i mean other than the ones that like sit on crocodiles backs
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but whose to say he isnt one of those ones
i mean if hes an extension of myself he's at least 99% lazy bastard
according to your statistics anyway
so im pretty sure relating him back to those birds that hitch rides in exchange for bug picking arent like the most horrible comparison you could make
did you ever see him floating along on a sea of nakkodiles
or uh
i guess he wouldnt because he can fly
but birds can fly
theyre just too fucking lazy
why the fuck do they need to hitch rides when they can fucking fly
whats the deal with birds anyway
[And so Dave flawlessly made the situation more awkward by over compensating and rambling.]
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he is not an "extension" of you :P
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