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Jade Harley | gardenGnostic ([personal profile] nukeoleptic) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-03-14 05:08 pm
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written!

what is the craziest thing you have ever wished for? :o
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)

also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-15 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
man i havent even tried wishing up crazy shit
ive basically got a fuckton of apple juice and cheerios and now im pretty fucking disappointed in myself
maybe we should test this shit
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-17 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe we should see how much we can wish into a pie
even if apple is already the pie master race
but if you wanna do some wishing tomorrow im game
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yes
yes i am

any plans on your wishlist
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
we make a piano
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
aren't piano keys made out of tusks
we could make the rest of it out of elephant hide
itd be swag as fuck
only i cant play so idk what wed do with it
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
hey hey
youre the one wishing up huge pets for the hell of it
you better love that elephant until the day someone else makes it into a piano
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
two and a half elephants
im gonna name one of them charlie sheen
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
a biwinning actor with tigerblood
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
then im going to make a damn nakkodile purse factory
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
well aint he a regular doctor dolittle
you know its probably because hes part bird right
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
guess not
but whose to say he isnt one of those ones
i mean if hes an extension of myself he's at least 99% lazy bastard
according to your statistics anyway
so im pretty sure relating him back to those birds that hitch rides in exchange for bug picking arent like the most horrible comparison you could make
did you ever see him floating along on a sea of nakkodiles
or uh
i guess he wouldnt because he can fly
but birds can fly
theyre just too fucking lazy
why the fuck do they need to hitch rides when they can fucking fly
whats the deal with birds anyway


[And so Dave flawlessly made the situation more awkward by over compensating and rambling.]
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[personal profile] shenunigans 2013-03-21 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
you know what i meant

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