written!

[nukeoleptic]

what is the craziest thing you have ever wished for? :o
(lets ignore the pies for now
which are pretty hilarious, honestly, once you get used to them!!)

also... how long are people here, on average?
are there statistics lying around or anything like that?
not that i dont enjoy it here!
because i sort of do
it is just a curiosity thing

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[nukeoleptic]

if i wish up an elephant, what do you think will happen to it when the novelty wears off? >_>;

[shenunigans]

we make a piano

[nukeoleptic]

out of an elephant?

[shenunigans]

aren't piano keys made out of tusks
we could make the rest of it out of elephant hide
itd be swag as fuck
only i cant play so idk what wed do with it

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god
we are not poaching our hypothetical pet elephant to make a piano
i was thinking more like..... would he survive if we put him out to graze :|!!!!

[shenunigans]

hey hey
youre the one wishing up huge pets for the hell of it
you better love that elephant until the day someone else makes it into a piano

[nukeoleptic]

i think i will just turn you into a piano instead >O
what are you going to wish for?

[shenunigans]

two elephants

[nukeoleptic]

daaaaaaaaaaave

[shenunigans]

two and a half elephants
im gonna name one of them charlie sheen

[nukeoleptic]

who is charlie sheen?

[shenunigans]

a biwinning actor with tigerblood

[nukeoleptic]

i am going to wish up a thousand nakkodiles
and put them all in your room :D

[shenunigans]

then im going to make a damn nakkodile purse factory

[nukeoleptic]

davesprite managed to get along with them!!!
sort of

[ because she apparently can't go without mentioning him at least once every conversation ]

[shenunigans]

well aint he a regular doctor dolittle
you know its probably because hes part bird right

[nukeoleptic]

hes like 1% bird at most

[ no jade no ]

anyway, it is not like birds inherently get along with crocodiles
.... i mean other than the ones that like sit on crocodiles backs

[shenunigans]

guess not
but whose to say he isnt one of those ones
i mean if hes an extension of myself he's at least 99% lazy bastard
according to your statistics anyway
so im pretty sure relating him back to those birds that hitch rides in exchange for bug picking arent like the most horrible comparison you could make
did you ever see him floating along on a sea of nakkodiles
or uh
i guess he wouldnt because he can fly
but birds can fly
theyre just too fucking lazy
why the fuck do they need to hitch rides when they can fucking fly
whats the deal with birds anyway

[And so Dave flawlessly made the situation more awkward by over compensating and rambling.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ It is probably a pretty good thing that she is both very familiar with and very unfazed by Dave's particular brand of rambling. ]

he is not an "extension" of you :P

[shenunigans]

you know what i meant

[Oops.]

[nukeoleptic]

i knoooow but you should be careful about how you phrase things :(
he is a totally separate person

[ :|!!! ]

[shenunigans]

a totally different person who isnt here

[nukeoleptic]

i hope he does
i think he would like it here

1/2

[shenunigans]

[There is the tiniest, stupidest pang of annoyance at that. Suddenly he just feels like he's not good enough and hell if he knows why....so he's just going to squash that down and pretend he never felt it.]

2/2

[shenunigans]

im sure hed have a real hoot
get it
because hes part bird