Haymitch Abernathy (
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Second Drink
[Haymitch has finally decided that maybe, maybe, Peeta isn't crazy and they really are living in a magical castle with people from other worlds. Maybe. Of course, that doesn't mean he's not on his guard. Even if this is what people say, it doesn't mean Snow or any of his Capitol stooges couldn't show up and ruin everything. Given what Finnick told him about the future...well. Better to be safe than sorry.
And Haymitch was prepared to keep those kids safe rather than sorry at any cost.
And so, he's sitting in the Lux, occasionally glancing at the drink of whiskey he can't have until someone hands it to him, flicking through his journal pages. Eventually, he deigns to talk]
Okay. So let's say I'm more willing to buy this magical castle idea. I want to know more about it. What makes it tick. Some of you have been here for years, apparently, you must have learned something in all that time.
I'm sitting in the Lux, if you'd like to play sharetime. We can have a drink, learn a thing or two. It'll be fun.
And Haymitch was prepared to keep those kids safe rather than sorry at any cost.
And so, he's sitting in the Lux, occasionally glancing at the drink of whiskey he can't have until someone hands it to him, flicking through his journal pages. Eventually, he deigns to talk]
Okay. So let's say I'm more willing to buy this magical castle idea. I want to know more about it. What makes it tick. Some of you have been here for years, apparently, you must have learned something in all that time.
I'm sitting in the Lux, if you'd like to play sharetime. We can have a drink, learn a thing or two. It'll be fun.
Action!
He's missed Haymitch's journal announcement, but, here he is, sliding up to the bar...
...And staring at the drinks list like he was in heaven.]
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The whiskey's to die for.
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Hell, I ain't sure which whiskey to get.
[Have a redneck drawl, Haymitch. Have fun with that.]
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Yeah, 10-year scotch.
[He orders.]
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The hell?!!
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Assuming because he can't pick it up
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dictated
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Didn't know it was that hard to pick a drink.
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[About 15 minutes later an Irishman walks into a bar
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[At least Haymitch probably wouldn't get the bad joke. Ireland's probably under the sea by now. And not in the fun singing crab sort of way
Haymitch is still sitting at the bar, waiting for someone to give him his whiskey so he can drink the damn thing]
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Katniss's mentor
Well, here goes nothing.]
So nice to hear you’re being open-minded. [...Wait, that ended up snarky, didn't it? Nevermind.]
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You're going to tell me that you accepted everything in this world when you showed up?
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She dictates back over the journal, her voice monotone and firm as always.]
You would think it would give us some hints by now.
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It hasn't given up anything at all? Seriously?
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Daniel's just sitting nearby, face practically buried in a book he borrowed
stolefrom the library. The title is vague and in Latin. He can scratch Latin off his list of things that could be his 'loss'. ]no subject
Have they just been sitting on their asses all this time, do you think?
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Can I get you anything else?
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You can, but I don't think I'd be able to drink it. My loss is complicated and depressing.
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[...and you know what? After finding about the loss he just went through? For the first time in a long time he feels like he could really use one.]
Well, I'm pretty sure no one knows what makes it tick but I've been here a year and have some old notes if that would help?
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That's the most helpful thing anyone's said to me all night.
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aaaand action
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dskjadshklfh I'm here now ...
... I didn't know they could make it come in bright green like that.
baby come into my arms
You'd be surprised what they can do. It's called absinthe, apparently.
[Why yes, he's already catalogued all the alcoholic drinks available to him in the castle]
/runs across field
/holds tenderly
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