XLIX

[wilder]

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

You might want to have yourself checked out too, then, buddy.

[wilder]

Me? Naaah, my brain is always in pristine shape!

[whichwayyoulean]

Oh? I wasn't aware filling it full of numbers and porn was a way to keep your brain in shape.

[wilder]

It's very thought provoking porn.

[whichwayyoulean]

...How is it thought provoking? Is it black and white? Spoken in another language? Have a haunting violin solo in the background?

[wilder]

Nah those are cliches!

I'm gonna guess you've never seen any.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Dryly] I have a secret stash in my wardrobe, along with my collection of whips and chains.

No, Zelos, I haven't and you know what? Really don't want to.

[wilder]

...Whips and chains are seriously the first thing that popped into your head to own?

Damn dude, you're kinkier than me.

[ino]

Whoa. [totally popcorn.gif-ing over here] This is a new development.

[whichwayyoulean]

You know, one day I'm going to learn just to not talk to-

[Oh. OH HELL. Ground, just swallow him up and let him die now, ok?]

Do you people sit around and wait for me to say these kinds of things?

[wilder]

Dude, it's a public filter on the journal about porn and sex. There's probably a good chunk of people stalking this.

[ino]

[snickering, now]

I just happened to pass by the page, but hey ... it got pretty interesting pretty fast~!

[whichwayyoulean]

Oh goodie. It is fun to be on show for everyone. Super fun.

[Grooooooan]

I'm just gonna curl up in this corner and die now, okay?

Okay. Nice knowing you.

[wilder]

Hey ease up Once-ler! We're not gonna judge! I mean chains aren't really my sorta thing- but if you like that sort of stuff? Well good for you!

[ino]

Yeah, exactly! This is a judge-free zone.

[mostly]

And you know, it was surprising at first but the more I think about it, the more it makes sense ...

[whichwayyoulean]

I was being sarcastic!

...

And what do you mean it makes sense?!!

No. No don't tell me. I'm going to continue to be dead.

D.E.A.D.

[wilder]

[Ignoring Once-ler's screams of pain]

Hey, you 're right Ino. It's starting to make sense to me too..! He is that type.

[ino]

[also ignoring. AND MAYBE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH]

Exactly! I mean, he'd be on the receiving end, of course. But it totally works for his attitude.

[whichwayyoulean]

[Oh god, why does this always happen to hiiiiiiim?]

I can't hear you any more on account of me being dead.

[wilder]

Oh definite receiving end. No question of that.

[ino]

What's wrong, Once-ler? You should have known this was going to turn into a behavioral analysis.

[given you have the girl who can look into minds and the guy who is way too perceptive]

[whichwayyoulean]

Nope. I'm still dead. This is me. Being dead.

Not dignifying any of that with an answer. Because you can't do that when you're dead.

[wilder]

Okay...that kink might not be legal in some places.

[ino]

[okay, she really can't contain herself after that line. CRACKING UP OVER HERE]

Zelos--!!

[whichwayyoulean]

[There's a muffled groan from the other side of the journals. Maybe he's trying to smother himself with a pillow]

Why do I hang out with you people again?