XLIX

[wilder]

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

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[wilder]

WHAT?!

[Lifting his shirt to check!!]

[wolfchild]

[ w o w ]

There isn't any. How stupid do you think I am?

[wilder]

More like devious.

[wolfchild]

Stay still and let me take them out before you rip hair with them.

[wilder]

[A sigh, because honestly there is some that is really hard to get on his own]

Fine...

[wolfchild]

[ She'll even be nice and not pull his hair!

Sure, she dumps all of the seaweed in his lap but you know. Twelve. ]

You need ten seconds with a comb now. [ No, wait… ] More truly.

[wilder]

Ew! [Shoving all that seaweed out of his lap!]

[And he'll give her an UNAMUSED FACE] More like I need a long, long shower.

[wolfchild]

[ She points at the ocean. ] Go on then.

[wilder]

[....]

[Finds a piece of seaweed on his shoulder, and tosses it at her :x ]

[wolfchild]

[ She bats it away, giggling. ]

Do you want to go?

[wilder]

Do you wanna go?

[wolfchild]

I'm asking you. You're the one sleeping and complaining. If you're tired…

[wilder]

I just fell asleep is all! It was really comfortable...[Though he seems a bit confused as he realizes he didn't have a nightmare]

[wolfchild]

What?

[wilder]

...Nothing!

[wolfchild]

Come on! I'm going to find you a crab!

[wilder]

A crab? Man, what's with you and crabs today!

[wolfchild]

I talked abou them once. You kept asking about them. Now we're going to find you one.

[wilder]

I really don't need one.

[wolfchild]

You're getting one.

[ And she scurries off to find crabs. ]

[wilder]

[HE SIGHS and slumps his shoulders]

Heh, kids...

[wolfchild]

[ A little bit later, the shout goes up. ]

Zelos, look! Look! There's two of them!

[wilder]

Seriously? You found some?

[But he's getting up to go look!]

[wolfchild]

There's a big one and there's a little one.

[ They're both clinging to large rock. The larger one is just above the water line. Arya crouches by them, hands clasped in her lap. She follows their movement fascinated. ]

The little one only walks to the side. Is it broken?

[wilder]

Huh, would you look at that.

[He'll squat down to get a better look, next to Arya. ]

Nah, I don't think so. Crabs just move like that!