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[cheerupemoborg]

[Today in the lobby, there is: (1) cyborg fiddling with (1) pair of shiny handcuffs, which conveniently have attached themselves to his right arm.

Weirdest of all, said big bad cyborg can't seem to get them to come off! He pulls and he yanks but the metal refuses to so much as bend to his awesome strength.]


I've had just about enough of-- !!


[Yeah he's starting to get a little pissy. That tends to happen when magic handcuffs come out of nowhere and stick themselves on you. Too bad for him things are about to get worse...]

Comments

[wolfuncaged]

This is not magic, it was something forced upon me.

[cheerupemoborg]

Magic nonetheless, I'm sure. Or some variation of it, anyway.

[wolfuncaged]

It is lyrium, mages use it to power their magic, it is not magic in of itself. It is an element.

[cheerupemoborg]

[Neat]

A power source...?

[wolfuncaged]

Something to that efffect, yes. It allows me to rip my enemies hearts out of their chests.

[Which he still kind of want to do to you, asshat :/]

[cheerupemoborg]

[Good thing there's nothing there!]

Messy. Is that really all it's good for?

[wolfuncaged]

No. It helps me in battle, as well. [Plus there's that horrible feeling there's more to them, but Danarius never decided to explain that to him]

[cheerupemoborg]

I'd certainly hope so, if it can give you that kind of strength.

[URGE TO DISSECT. RISING.]

[wolfuncaged]

I did not ask for it, it was forced upon me.

[No. No dissecting for you]

[cheerupemoborg]

What a gift! That must come in pretty handy...

[Speaking of which, time to start dragging Fenris around while he searches for a key to these things.]

Now if I were the castle, where would I leave the key...?

[wolfuncaged]

[Fenris growls, not appreciating being...dragged around, planting his feet down to try and get them to a pace that doesn't involve him getting carpet burns on his toes]

You honestly believe it would just give us the key?

[cheerupemoborg]

No, I think it would make us look for it. I suggest we get started.

[wolfuncaged]

Fine, then I think it would be in this direction.

[Pulling him in the opposite direction. SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, HANK]

[cheerupemoborg]

[FIRMLY ROOTED]

What makes you think that?

[wolfuncaged]

What makes your direction any more likely than mine?

[Tugging, move bitch :|]

[cheerupemoborg]

Good question. Let me take a look...

[He does so! Almost like he's staring at nothing while he surveys multiple directions.]

[wolfuncaged]

[Maker he wants to punch you in the face so bad]

Do you see anything? [His tone suggests he thinks your just being an ass]

[cheerupemoborg]

No.

There's nothing on this floor.

[It doesn't help that the castle's architecture can get all weird wherever it wanted.]

[wolfuncaged]

Then where would it be hidden? That fool labyrinth?

[cheerupemoborg]

'Fool labyrinth'? If that's what I think it is, then there's a good chance.

It wouldn't want to make things too easy, now would it?

[wolfuncaged]

No, it would wish to prolong our suffering as long as possible.

[cheerupemoborg]

Exactly. So it's a safe bet to say the key is in the most infuriatingly asinine place possible.

[wolfuncaged]

Then it is there we must go.

[cheerupemoborg]

After you.

[BEAUTY BEFORE BRAINS]

[wolfuncaged]

[Jackss, jackass, jackasss]

As you wish. [He'll give the chain a YANK as he pulls him along]