Dictated - Bow Chicka Back Back

[babyaliendaddy]

[There is the sound of tearing. Angry, angry tearing, and a lot of cursing that is not appropriate for small children. Literally, the foulest language possible said as quickly as possible, with as much violence as possible.]

MOTHERFUCKINGDICKFACESONNOVABITCHBASTARDFUCKINGFUCKERSWHOGOTFUCKED!

[And another bang. And an angry huff.]

...whoever put me in the fucking baby bonnet, CHURCH, better start running now. I'm about to get all FREELANCER up on your bitchy ass.

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[hatesgoodbyes]

[Laughter, lots and lots of laughter.]

I so owe him twenty bucks.

[babyaliendaddy]

If I could kick your ass, I would so be Kicking Your Ass, Tex.

[hatesgoodbyes]

If you could kick my ass it would be some fucked up alternate reality backward universe.

[babyaliendaddy]

No kidding. In that Universe Church wouldn't be an asshole and you wouldn't be a total bitch, so we all know that's impossible.

[hatesgoodbyes]

I'm a bitch for pay..and sometimes as a hobby, so that makes me a professional bitch. Church..yeah ok, I'll give you that one.

[babyaliendaddy]

You always got to give me that one.

Just like he always gives one to you! Bow chicka bow wow!

[hatesgoodbyes]

What the fuck?

What the fuck did he tell you? [Ohhh there was agitation in that tone]

[babyaliendaddy]

[...]

[Get the fuck out.] Did ...I just hit the nail on the head? Or did Church just hit yours?

[And ... ] Bow chicka bow wow!

[hatesgoodbyes]

This is the point where you want to shut the fuck up.

[babyaliendaddy]

Hey, don't you try any of your pick up lines on me, Tex. You need to save that for your lovah.

[hatesgoodbyes]

You're a dead man the next time I see you.

[babyaliendaddy]

Considering how many times we've all died? I'm not sure how much of a threat that is.

[hatesgoodbyes]

So I'll just make this a personal mission.

[babyaliendaddy]

Welp, at least I won't be dressed as a baby.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Your corpse might be.

[babyaliendaddy]

Your sense of humor is lacking, man. Bedroom games must be a booooooooooooooooooooore.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Yours might be. But do you really think I would settle for boring? Don't be fucking stupid.

[babyaliendaddy]

I'm sorry, which one of us is sleeping with Church?

Oh yeah. That's you.

[hatesgoodbyes]

And you have some first hand experience of what that's like?

Stand down on this, or I will make you.

[babyaliendaddy]

...Wow, you're really mad about this.

Like, not even in a joking way.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Just lay off about Church.