paradisa | 045 ♕ [written/voice]

[Filtered away from those who would wish harm to the bride and groom]

The Honor of Your Presence
is Requested at the Marriage of

Lois Lane and Clark Kent

Saturday, the Fourteenth of April

With Reception to Follow.

Please RSVP below.

[Voice, Same Filter]

Smallville and I figured it was long past time we set a date, so this is making it officially official. ... That is, assuming that the castle manages to put itself back together again by April, because if this is going to be the new standard around here? We might need to think about relocating the ceremony somewhere where the cake won't abruptly turn into a feral tiger. I mean, nothing against tigers, but this wedding? Is going to be circus animal free.

But for now, I'm going to go ahead and assume this is just one of the castle's usual bouts of temporary insanity and it'll allll blow over by tomorrow. Or... next week.

... At least by April. Right, Paradisa?

Right.

[... ???]

... [Uhhhhh. What. The. What. After a second, she adds uncertainly:] ... Hello...?

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[SIGH. He needs a drink.]

It's too late for me to tell you to just leave it with Molotov, isn't it. [He knows you too well.]

[The tiiiniest bit sheepish] She was being completely irrational about this, Oliver.

I think we need to get you a dictionary and highlight the word irrational and completely.

It as if having two weddings within the span of a month is unheard of.

Maybe not unheard of, but this isn't Metropolis. It's not even Smallville. This is a much smaller population, with a tighter knit group of people. Not that everyone is friends, but I'm sure there would be an overlap problem if she had been planning on the same date.

There's nothing wrong with two weddings in a month, but there's also no point in making it into a hostile debate. [he can't see most of it, but given the terms Molotov used with him -- he can guess.]

So what do you suggest?

I would've said a little patience and understanding, but I'm not sure what all got discussed that I couldn't see. She seems pretty ticked off at this point.

So, I'd suggest just giving her time to cool off.

How about forever? Is forever enough time?

Forever might be just enough time. [Oh, Lois.]

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