paradisa | 045 ♕ [written/voice]

[Filtered away from those who would wish harm to the bride and groom]

The Honor of Your Presence
is Requested at the Marriage of

Lois Lane and Clark Kent

Saturday, the Fourteenth of April

With Reception to Follow.

Please RSVP below.

[Voice, Same Filter]

Smallville and I figured it was long past time we set a date, so this is making it officially official. ... That is, assuming that the castle manages to put itself back together again by April, because if this is going to be the new standard around here? We might need to think about relocating the ceremony somewhere where the cake won't abruptly turn into a feral tiger. I mean, nothing against tigers, but this wedding? Is going to be circus animal free.

But for now, I'm going to go ahead and assume this is just one of the castle's usual bouts of temporary insanity and it'll allll blow over by tomorrow. Or... next week.

... At least by April. Right, Paradisa?

Right.

[... ???]

... [Uhhhhh. What. The. What. After a second, she adds uncertainly:] ... Hello...?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It is greedy to know that you get to go home and still marry, and even admit that your wedding in Paradisa is just a luxury, yet insist you be allowed the most optimal wedding date here. It is greedy to say that you must get married here, because your future child is present, particularly when you are saying that to someone whom you have already been informed will never have a child. It is greedy to tell other people to work around your plans, despite the fact that your plans involve inviting the entirety of the castle to your event, and therefore making it my responsibility to either change my plans or force my guests to choose.

You and your fiancee are greedy. There is no other explanation.

And I greatly beg to differ. Many things justify murder.

[Sighs, and switches back to English.]

Look, we've never going to agree on this, but I'm making this clear: try to harm her, and you will be the one in trouble.