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[caligulas_aquarium]

[So, he'll start off writing...]

this is actually fuckin ridiculous yet in a wway completely an utterly hilarious
youre all just freakin out cause the sun didnt rise an the lights arent wworkin
oh boo hoo our precious ball a lights gone an abandoned us
wwhale tough fuckin luck to evveryone wwho relies on a ball a plasma an magnetic fields so much they cant handle it wwhen it doesnt brighten up their day
im perfectly comfortable in this kinda envvironment thats wwhat they call superior genetic evvolution or somethin

[But wait, what's that noise? It almost sounds like it's nearby. As he speaks, the journal makes sure everyone can hear him.]

Wwhat the fuck is that?

[It's almost like...]

Uh...

[A really familiar sound...]

...

[...dead silence, everyone...]

OH GOD NO!!

[Of course it's all just castle induced paranoia, but he was sure he just heard the sound of a chainsaw revving in the distance. In a panic he's flipped his table, which the journal was sitting on, and shrieked in a pretty high pitched tone of voice.

Also if by some chance you're going to check up on him, he's cowering on the floor. Happy friday the 13th y'all.]

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

It can't be magic.

Magic is nonsense. It's the fanciful delusions a' uneducated types a people wwho can't understand, or simply don't wwanna bother trying to figure out, the mysteries a' the univverse.

[siebter]

It's real, though!

[caligulas_aquarium]

No it isn't!

[siebter]

Yes it is!

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, it isn't!!

[siebter]

It is!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Not!

[siebter]

I can prove it! ...maybe when the lights are back.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Howw?

[siebter]

I have a friend who knows a lot about magic! But I don't know where he is right now.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhy the fuck wwould anyone bother tryin' a' be knowwledgeable about such a fuckin' nonsensical topic?

I bet they're really fuckin' uneducated.

[siebter]

Weiss is really smart! He knows about everything.

[caligulas_aquarium]

You can't knoww about evverythin', if that wwere the case there'd be nothin' left to discovver.

An' the nature a' the univverse is there's alwways somethin' to discovver it's evver changin' an' wwhatevver.

[siebter]

He really is smart...

[caligulas_aquarium]

Anyone can appear smart wwhen it comes to a' fake topic though.

I could easily say I'm really fuckin' educated on the study a' faeries or somethin' an' anyone wwillin' to believve me wwould suddenly think I'm some kinda fuckin' genius.

[siebter]

He knows about lots of other things, too.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, wwell, wwe'll see once I finally meet him if he really knowws his stuff.

[siebter]

He really does!