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[caligulas_aquarium]

[So, he'll start off writing...]

this is actually fuckin ridiculous yet in a wway completely an utterly hilarious
youre all just freakin out cause the sun didnt rise an the lights arent wworkin
oh boo hoo our precious ball a lights gone an abandoned us
wwhale tough fuckin luck to evveryone wwho relies on a ball a plasma an magnetic fields so much they cant handle it wwhen it doesnt brighten up their day
im perfectly comfortable in this kinda envvironment thats wwhat they call superior genetic evvolution or somethin

[But wait, what's that noise? It almost sounds like it's nearby. As he speaks, the journal makes sure everyone can hear him.]

Wwhat the fuck is that?

[It's almost like...]

Uh...

[A really familiar sound...]

...

[...dead silence, everyone...]

OH GOD NO!!

[Of course it's all just castle induced paranoia, but he was sure he just heard the sound of a chainsaw revving in the distance. In a panic he's flipped his table, which the journal was sitting on, and shrieked in a pretty high pitched tone of voice.

Also if by some chance you're going to check up on him, he's cowering on the floor. Happy friday the 13th y'all.]

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[siebter]

Are you okay? What happened?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Give him a minute to reply, as he makes sure there is definitely not a chainsaw wielding...well, anything nearby.

Then just...scramble over to the journal. Have to keep up appearances after all!]

A' course I'm okay. Just...thought I heard somethin' an' it turns out it wwas nothin'.

I'd be fine if someone didn't decide to take my wweapon as a fuckin' ornament for their stupid hat.

[siebter]

That's been happening a lot today...it's kind of scary, isn't it?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Scary? Fuck no it isn't, it'd take more than a buncha flippin' make believve noises to actually scare me.

I'm just fuckin' wworried someone is gonna take advvantage a' my currently defenseless self an' make a movve.

My unnervved state a' mind is completely justified unlike evveryone else wwho's just freakin' out ovver nothin'.

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[forbiddenfriend]

[Toothless heard that scream, and he's off like a bullet. Eventually, he comes to Eridan's room, where he walks over to the trembling mass on the floor and gives a concerned croon, nudging his back.]

Re: all the action also 1/???

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh god, there was something there and it's nudging him right now!!]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Slowly turning to look at it...]

[journal]

[fluthlu]

[There's basically no way Rose isn't going to chuckle darkly at Eridan's expense.]

My, what steadfast, unruffled bravery.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Hey, if I had my fuckin' science wwand wwith me I wwould havve nothin' to fuckin' fear from anythin'.

I'm just a little vvulnerable right noww therefore my nervvousness is completely fuckin' justified.

[fluthlu]

Oh, of course. Your screams of abject terror were completely founded, considering that mere apparitions are just about as dangerous as they come.

[rarities]

Comfortable, indeed ... ! Are you alright?

[caligulas_aquarium]

I'm fine, okay, it's ovver noww, no big deal.

[Oh but this starts up again faintly, and he's freaking out a bit. STUPID LOUSY FAKE MAGIC CASTLE. Although only he can hear it, because let's face it, reassuring someones paranoia is a fantastic way to freak them out.]

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, there it is again.

[rarities]

There what is? [frowning at the journal now alkdjsald] Is there something in the room with you?

[bubbleglub]

[ Oh no, she can't stay away when it sounds like something bad happened. ]

-ERIDAN?
Are you okay?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat
oh yeah yeah its fine honestly
just a false alarm on my part theres nothi

[OH GOD THERE IT IS AGAIN.

He'll make a short yelp and jump a bit, but he's at least trying to keep himself composed.]

nothin to fuckin wworry about

[bubbleglub]

[ Ffff, she's not afraid of something like silly apparitions. But if that was the problem... ]

O)(, t)(at's not anything stupid.
You )(ave nothing to worry about.

[musclebeast]

MUST YOU add to the witless banter about the loss of our lighting fixtures and the welcomed extinguishing of the celestial orb this... place is revolving around? Or perhaps revolving around? [Sneers.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Let's skip over the topic of your little shriek just now...]

Actually, I'm just makin' it quite fuckin' clear they're all ovverreactin' like a buncha wwigglers ovver the fact their precious ball a light is gone.

Can't lose this opportunity to point out my fuckin' superiority after all.

[musclebeast]

[Nope, because it happened, you pathetic boob.]

And your piercing shriek of terror was merely an example?

shhh i'm not delayed

[biwinning]

Ath much ath hearing you thcream in horror ith amuthing, what are you complaining about now?

[caligulas_aquarium]

I wwasn't complainin' okay I wwas merely pointin' out howw fuckin' stupid evveryone is carin' so much about the lack a' sunshine, it's stupid an' just provves all the other species here are fuckin' terrible at survvivval wwhen compared to trolls.

[Pause...

He definitely should not ask this in case the implications are made kinda clear about what's freaking him out.]

Hey, uh, you'vve been here much longer than I havve.

So...Kan definitely is not here right.

[biwinning]

...

[Well, that gave it away for sure.]

She comesth and she goesth. Thometimes she jutht dithappearsth and then thometimesth.

Bam.

She'th back without warning.

Who knowth where she ith right now.

So late

[punk_cute]

[Wtf? D: He's so worried now.]

Shit! Eridan, what the hell? You okay man?

[Heading up to Eridan's room to check is go.]

Right on time actually.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Checking on Eridan? Have one paranoid ol' troll sitting at his desk hunched over his journal.

The moment the door opens he'll snap his head up, instinctively reaching for his wand but realizing it isn't there..and just...idek rest his hand on the couch beside him.

Besides, it's only Kanji.]

FUCK, Kanj, do not sneak up on a guy like that.

Almost made my fuckin' respiratory system collapse in shock.

[punk_cute]

[He sees Eridan is alright and relaxes. Still worried, but he's not as near panic as before.]

Sorry, man. You sounded really freaked; I was worried, 'cause there's weird shit happening today.

...You okay?