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[caligulas_aquarium]

[So, he'll start off writing...]

this is actually fuckin ridiculous yet in a wway completely an utterly hilarious
youre all just freakin out cause the sun didnt rise an the lights arent wworkin
oh boo hoo our precious ball a lights gone an abandoned us
wwhale tough fuckin luck to evveryone wwho relies on a ball a plasma an magnetic fields so much they cant handle it wwhen it doesnt brighten up their day
im perfectly comfortable in this kinda envvironment thats wwhat they call superior genetic evvolution or somethin

[But wait, what's that noise? It almost sounds like it's nearby. As he speaks, the journal makes sure everyone can hear him.]

Wwhat the fuck is that?

[It's almost like...]

Uh...

[A really familiar sound...]

...

[...dead silence, everyone...]

OH GOD NO!!

[Of course it's all just castle induced paranoia, but he was sure he just heard the sound of a chainsaw revving in the distance. In a panic he's flipped his table, which the journal was sitting on, and shrieked in a pretty high pitched tone of voice.

Also if by some chance you're going to check up on him, he's cowering on the floor. Happy friday the 13th y'all.]

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[siebter]

Are you okay? What happened?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Give him a minute to reply, as he makes sure there is definitely not a chainsaw wielding...well, anything nearby.

Then just...scramble over to the journal. Have to keep up appearances after all!]

A' course I'm okay. Just...thought I heard somethin' an' it turns out it wwas nothin'.

I'd be fine if someone didn't decide to take my wweapon as a fuckin' ornament for their stupid hat.

[siebter]

That's been happening a lot today...it's kind of scary, isn't it?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Scary? Fuck no it isn't, it'd take more than a buncha flippin' make believve noises to actually scare me.

I'm just fuckin' wworried someone is gonna take advvantage a' my currently defenseless self an' make a movve.

My unnervved state a' mind is completely justified unlike evveryone else wwho's just freakin' out ovver nothin'.

[siebter]

If you want, I could help you...

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...

okay maybe he is REALLY a little scared of all this castle stuff and the company of another sounds really comforting, though he's hardly gonna admit to that.]

Wwell fine, I guess. I hope you realize this is a huge fuckin' undertakin' though you'll be helpin' fuckin' royalty it's a huge honor.

[siebter]

Wow, you're royalty? Like a king?

[caligulas_aquarium]

More like a prince actually but yeah I'm pretty fuckin' important.

[siebter]

That's still really cool!

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[forbiddenfriend]

[Toothless heard that scream, and he's off like a bullet. Eventually, he comes to Eridan's room, where he walks over to the trembling mass on the floor and gives a concerned croon, nudging his back.]

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, an' quite frankly it's nice to see someone finally fuckin' understands that.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...sooooo wwhat's the plan then, are you comin' ovver here or somethin' or wwhat wwere you thinkin' a doin'?

Re: all the action also 1/???

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh god, there was something there and it's nudging him right now!!]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Slowly turning to look at it...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...that looks a lot like the dragon you met ages ago...only much bigger.]

OKAY DONE

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Okay, totally rolling over onto his backside now and sitting in front of it, blinking.]

Uh..

If this is about like I don't knoww your wwiggler scalebeast or wwhatevver I had nothin' to do wwith it if it vvanished or somethin' okay.

I havven't seen it since I fuckin' got here.

I'm totally innocent.

[siebter]

I can come over! Where are you...?

[forbiddenfriend]

[Oh, good, he's unharmed. Toothless gives a low hum, leaning forward and nudging Eridan in the shoulder with his snout.

It's hiiiim.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Second floor, room 218.

[Which is good, because he sure as hell wouldn't offer to leave the safety and comfort of his room to go anywhere else.]

[siebter]

Okay! I'll try to be there soon.

[ He'll be a few minutes, but sure enough, there'll be a knock on the door. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Stare.

seriously what is with this dragon don't be all nudgin' me up and whatever

wait...

Stareeeee...

wait for it...

waaaiit forrrr itttt...

WAIT FOR IT...]

Holy fuck you're not actually that little scalebeast from a feww wweeks ago are you?

[journal]

[fluthlu]

[There's basically no way Rose isn't going to chuckle darkly at Eridan's expense.]

My, what steadfast, unruffled bravery.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's just sort've sitting there in silence once the knock happens, so he'll jump slightly at the sudden noise, but overall just remains pretty damn 0k with it.

Then he's walking on over to that door...and opening it.]

Wwell you fuckin' took your time didn't you? But wwhatevver, better late than nevver I guess.

Come on in.

[siebter]

[ He doesn't seem bothered by the remark, entering the room slowly. ]

I still don't know which room is which here.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Hey, if I had my fuckin' science wwand wwith me I wwould havve nothin' to fuckin' fear from anythin'.

I'm just a little vvulnerable right noww therefore my nervvousness is completely fuckin' justified.