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[caligulas_aquarium]

[So, he'll start off writing...]

this is actually fuckin ridiculous yet in a wway completely an utterly hilarious
youre all just freakin out cause the sun didnt rise an the lights arent wworkin
oh boo hoo our precious ball a lights gone an abandoned us
wwhale tough fuckin luck to evveryone wwho relies on a ball a plasma an magnetic fields so much they cant handle it wwhen it doesnt brighten up their day
im perfectly comfortable in this kinda envvironment thats wwhat they call superior genetic evvolution or somethin

[But wait, what's that noise? It almost sounds like it's nearby. As he speaks, the journal makes sure everyone can hear him.]

Wwhat the fuck is that?

[It's almost like...]

Uh...

[A really familiar sound...]

...

[...dead silence, everyone...]

OH GOD NO!!

[Of course it's all just castle induced paranoia, but he was sure he just heard the sound of a chainsaw revving in the distance. In a panic he's flipped his table, which the journal was sitting on, and shrieked in a pretty high pitched tone of voice.

Also if by some chance you're going to check up on him, he's cowering on the floor. Happy friday the 13th y'all.]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

I guess.

Seems pretty fuckin' risky to me though.

I'm not sure if I'm okay wwith that idea.

Think I'll just keep all these jerks at arms length for as long as I can, especially other trolls.

[punk_cute]

Maybe you gotta go slow, one little step at a time, or whatever. Nothin' saying you gotta go out and befriend everybody. Just get to know people first and be open to being friends with the ones that seem the most trustworthy.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwho seems trustwworthy? Wwell, there's you...

[Pause.]

An' that one scalebeast. Evveryone else seems as fuckin' untrustwworthy as they come.

[punk_cute]

Scalebeast? Oh, the dragon, you mean? Yeah, he's cute.

[He's thinking of Spike the dragon, though.]

And that's a start. Maybe you'll find someone else someday. Just don't close yourself off to the possibility, you know?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Cute? I didn't evver think a' it like that.

But hey if you find that kinda thing cute that's your fuckin' opinion I guess.

[He's thinking of toothless...although despite the fact he doesn't look it, the way he acts is kinda cute? Maybe?

Really Eridan just loves having a coddamned dragon as a friend.]

I guess. Just makin' a list a friends isn't exactly top fuckin' priority for me right noww.

[punk_cute]

Well, I guess as long as you have a couple to back you up you're not alone. And you ain't; don't ever think that. There are other things that are really important too.