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[caligulas_aquarium]

[So, he'll start off writing...]

this is actually fuckin ridiculous yet in a wway completely an utterly hilarious
youre all just freakin out cause the sun didnt rise an the lights arent wworkin
oh boo hoo our precious ball a lights gone an abandoned us
wwhale tough fuckin luck to evveryone wwho relies on a ball a plasma an magnetic fields so much they cant handle it wwhen it doesnt brighten up their day
im perfectly comfortable in this kinda envvironment thats wwhat they call superior genetic evvolution or somethin

[But wait, what's that noise? It almost sounds like it's nearby. As he speaks, the journal makes sure everyone can hear him.]

Wwhat the fuck is that?

[It's almost like...]

Uh...

[A really familiar sound...]

...

[...dead silence, everyone...]

OH GOD NO!!

[Of course it's all just castle induced paranoia, but he was sure he just heard the sound of a chainsaw revving in the distance. In a panic he's flipped his table, which the journal was sitting on, and shrieked in a pretty high pitched tone of voice.

Also if by some chance you're going to check up on him, he's cowering on the floor. Happy friday the 13th y'all.]

Comments

[siebter]

I can come over! Where are you...?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Second floor, room 218.

[Which is good, because he sure as hell wouldn't offer to leave the safety and comfort of his room to go anywhere else.]

[siebter]

Okay! I'll try to be there soon.

[ He'll be a few minutes, but sure enough, there'll be a knock on the door. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's just sort've sitting there in silence once the knock happens, so he'll jump slightly at the sudden noise, but overall just remains pretty damn 0k with it.

Then he's walking on over to that door...and opening it.]

Wwell you fuckin' took your time didn't you? But wwhatevver, better late than nevver I guess.

Come on in.

[siebter]

[ He doesn't seem bothered by the remark, entering the room slowly. ]

I still don't know which room is which here.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhy not?

[He'll lean outside and look around the hallway for a minute, before coming in and closing the door behind him.]

There're like numberplates on the fuckin' doors.

[siebter]

I can't see anything.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...you mean cause a' there bein' no lights?

Or literally as in you're blind?

[siebter]

I can't see at all, even if the lights are on.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...so you're blind?

Like I just said like a fuckin' second ago.

[siebter]

Not really...

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat the fuck is wwith that?

Just take off those bandages if it's such a big deal.

[siebter]

No!

[ A pause. ]

...I can't do that. Because if I look at something, it turns to stone.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat?

[Raising a brow here.]

That's uh, really fuckin' strange. Howw do you manage that?

[siebter]

It's magic...I think.

[caligulas_aquarium]

You think.

But you're wrong. Magic isn't real.

I'm sure it's some kinda biological mutation or somethin'.

[siebter]

No, it really is magic!

[caligulas_aquarium]

It can't be magic.

Magic is nonsense. It's the fanciful delusions a' uneducated types a people wwho can't understand, or simply don't wwanna bother trying to figure out, the mysteries a' the univverse.

[siebter]

It's real, though!

[caligulas_aquarium]

No it isn't!

[siebter]

Yes it is!

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, it isn't!!

[siebter]

It is!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Not!

[siebter]

I can prove it! ...maybe when the lights are back.