1/002: Sciency Measures.
Feb. 20th, 2012 09:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Wheatley's looking his best today. Lab coat pressed, tie tied in the tightest way possible, hair slicked back in the slickest and backest fashion, and glasses pushed back on his nose as if he's some sort of authorized figure. A real sciency looking fellow indeed.]
"Hey. Hello? Hello? Is everyone, Is anyone here? Well... if- if anyone of you can hear me, I have... quite the proposition. Pro-proposal, I mean. Well, ahem. How would you, like to volunteer yourself... to science? Ehhh? Ehh?
There's- there's hypothetically virtually little to no risk, and it's probably our one chance of getting out of this... awful, sneaky,smelly prison of a castle. Show up! It's all I need, and I'll handle the rest accordingly. And... oh look! Would you take a look at this. There are...I have lollipops too! That means- that means afterwards you get a lollipop! Cherry! Lemon! Orange! Grape... eh? Nothing better than that. Nothing. I think, I think if I were you... I'd be saying to myself... oh look! A lollipop... and science. I think I'm going to do that. So... yes! Yes you should. Donate yourself to science."
[Open to everyone]
"Hey. Hello? Hello? Is everyone, Is anyone here? Well... if- if anyone of you can hear me, I have... quite the proposition. Pro-proposal, I mean. Well, ahem. How would you, like to volunteer yourself... to science? Ehhh? Ehh?
There's- there's hypothetically virtually little to no risk, and it's probably our one chance of getting out of this... awful, sneaky,smelly prison of a castle. Show up! It's all I need, and I'll handle the rest accordingly. And... oh look! Would you take a look at this. There are...I have lollipops too! That means- that means afterwards you get a lollipop! Cherry! Lemon! Orange! Grape... eh? Nothing better than that. Nothing. I think, I think if I were you... I'd be saying to myself... oh look! A lollipop... and science. I think I'm going to do that. So... yes! Yes you should. Donate yourself to science."
[Open to everyone]