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[misconstrues]

( Private || Clara )

( Filtered from Kuranosuke )

I've only been here for a few days, but I already know why people don't like it now. I wouldn't be happy if I had to sing like that, or do anything against my will, but I did like the Easter eggs. They were.. fun.

E-even if I didn't find a lot of them and almost stepped on four. I think I gave them all away..

Nepeta: Be punny.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i guess purradisa doesnt care much fur seafood
:33 < h33 h33

[She sighs a little tiredly]

:33 < eridan ampurra went home
:33 < again

2nd Memory ~ [Dictated]

[deltacain]

So...

[There's some nervous clearing of the throat. David still can't throw off that the feeling of talking into this book... radio... thing... is just wrong.]

If I've got this right, I've been kidnapped by a castle with powers yet to be determined, it's taken something from me, and I can "wish" [You can almost hear the quotation marks] for almost anything I want.

Not to mention this place's random habit of making people do it's bidding by means of "magic." Like that impromptu singing session a few days ago.

[There's a sigh, a flick of a lighter, and a pause.]

I take it no-one has use of an Oriental Studies professor around here, huh?

Hay or Neigh

[waterproofed]

The weather's finally warmed up, so I wanted to invite everyone who's interested down to the stables for horseback riding lessons. All the horses are eager for some exercise. I can either do a solo lesson or in groups, depending on who all is interested.

You're gonna have to get someone else to teach you how to ride that giant bird and the hippogriff, though. I don't speak bird.

Assistant Captain's Log 3 | dictated;

[minicaptain]

Assistant Captain's Log: Day 19:

[ she pauses here. she'd had it all planned out and now that she's here to ask things, she's not so sure she knows what to say. but she's going to try. ]

I was wondering... does anyone know what a holodeck is? And can anyone maybe build one? I don't know how they work. I just know they project holograms. The ones on Voyager made everything seem so real.

[ so she misses flotter and trevis a lot. ]

I, um, also wanted to know if there are any teachers here. I don't know a lot about Earth things. Mom was still teaching me, but I really like science and if anyone can help... I'll really appreciate it.

[ can't have too many teachers, right? ]

fifteen: dictated

[i_got_this]

Filtered to all eligible single ladies

Hey, South Dakota here. So, my brother North has been here since like, I dunno a couple months, and he's a little lonely. Thing is, he's a great guy, and he really deserves someone to let him take them out on dates and stuff like that. [Let's not hide it, she's trying to get him laid. This is what she thinks makes her such a great sister.]

He's tall, handsome, blah blah blah, likes long walks in the beach room, killer at vollyball ... really, genes like ours are meant to be shared. [Whoops did she just compliment herself in that sentence ... yes, yes she did.]

So if you think you have what it takes to make a 6'3, blond-haired blue-eyed space marine happy, go tell him at Room 623.

/Filter

[And then since she's got the journal open,]

Finally the weather's actually nice for a change. Who's up for some Ultimate Frisbee out on the grounds?

002 | Dictated

[hellofist]

So, uh... everyone uses journals, here... But I can't read. Know I'm... missing a lot, like this. So, was wondering... are there teachers, here? Or just... someone who can help?

Can't pay, but can trade. Can teach to fight, hand to hand or... with weapons. Most kinds. Going to gym now, can meet there. Can meet... just to spar, too. Could use... sparring partners.

[The recording stops there, but Cass will be in the gym ready to spar with whoever wants to drop by.]

☠ 055 ; backdated to earlier

[molotov]

[Sometimes, losses strike at odd times. Of day, that is.

Molotov's afternoon nap went as normal. It was only when she woke up that it was different. She was different.

When she was a little girl before, Molotov never went to the town. So now she's lost. Not scared, but lost. The town is pretty, though, and really that's enough for a six-year-old to stay entertained. There's lots of windows to look through, and a fountain to play in, and birds to chase.

But she needs to get home to the castle eventually…]