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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Hey Paradisa, know what isn't the greatest thing to wake up to? A temp loss, especially when it's your first.

Know what's worse? When it appears you've woken up to find you look and sound exactly like someone you know quite well the point is it's a pretty troubling experience.

So naturally Eridan is going to spend quite some time quietly freaking the fuck out in is room. Eventually though he's going to have to ask someone about this.

But god knows all of those idiots who claim it's magic are going to jump at this, since there is no way in hell he could deny this is some kind of nonsensical magic bullshit.

So gotta be very, very careful about this.

LOT OF WRITING TO DO cause dictating is weird and as of now not something he wants to do]


[His writing is a little hurried, and sloppy, but damnit answers now people!!!]

yeah so knoww wwhen this castle fucks wwith you somehoww
like someone i knoww wwoke up the other day as a fuckin hoofbeast an apparently it wwont last too long that kinda thing
yeah howw the fuck does this actually happen howw long does it last howw
wwell
basically wwhat the fuck is goin on


[Yep always gonna run off to you for answers.]

okay heres the thing
need you in my room like right noww there is no time to wwaste
an i get youre gonna be all oh eridan wwhat the fuck is the matter
an youre bein considerate an thats real nice a you an all but dont just savve it
wwe can discuss it once you get here but right noww there is definitely somethin the matter an i havve no idea wwhat the fuck to do
the door is open so just come in dont evven knock

[As for everyone else...]

to evveryone wwho wwas thinkin a comin anywwhere near me today dont
all a you fuck off
im really busy and interruptions are not wwhat i need right noww

[IT'S PERFECT. NOT CONSPICUOUS AT ALL!]

[ooc: Temp loss between Eridan and Feferi! They're gonna swap bodies starting today, the 18th, for a full week. Hope this is...y'know okay loss wise or whatever if I've screwed up somehow I'll just...delete this.]

Comments

fitlered to the nth degree?

[truthin_bones]

I cannot fault you for that.

Anthropologically speaking, more primitive cultures utilized magic as an explanation to naturally occurring phenomena that we consider explainable through later, rational investigation. Just because we are not fully capable of explaining what happened does not make it magic.

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey
hey yeah thats a good idea actually just cause these fuckers expect me to givve in doesnt mean i havve to
ill just say until an actual conclusion is reached based on actual research wwe dont havve to jump to any kind a conclusions
fuck that is so simple i cant believve i didnt think a it before

[truthin_bones]

I would never recommend jumping to conclusions in any situation.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i knoww exactly wwhat you mean im not vvery prone to baseless conclusions myself really

[Except all the time.]

wwhich sucks cause all a the guys i knoww do it constantly
annoys the fuck outta me

[truthin_bones]

Have you told them?

[caligulas_aquarium]

none a the ones from the univverse i came from no
i told one person i met here you knoww about it an obvviously the one i swwitched wwith knowws
but if all a this fuckin nonsense goes howw id like it to go theyll nevver find out

[truthin_bones]

I meant the next time they opt to jump to conclusions.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh fuck

[You are officially way too wrapped up in your own problems to pay attention to other people.

Which is nothing new.]

ivve tried evverythin actually i doubt that wwhatevver i say wwill evver convvince them

[truthin_bones]

They must not be very intelligent.