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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Hey Paradisa, know what isn't the greatest thing to wake up to? A temp loss, especially when it's your first.

Know what's worse? When it appears you've woken up to find you look and sound exactly like someone you know quite well the point is it's a pretty troubling experience.

So naturally Eridan is going to spend quite some time quietly freaking the fuck out in is room. Eventually though he's going to have to ask someone about this.

But god knows all of those idiots who claim it's magic are going to jump at this, since there is no way in hell he could deny this is some kind of nonsensical magic bullshit.

So gotta be very, very careful about this.

LOT OF WRITING TO DO cause dictating is weird and as of now not something he wants to do]


[His writing is a little hurried, and sloppy, but damnit answers now people!!!]

yeah so knoww wwhen this castle fucks wwith you somehoww
like someone i knoww wwoke up the other day as a fuckin hoofbeast an apparently it wwont last too long that kinda thing
yeah howw the fuck does this actually happen howw long does it last howw
wwell
basically wwhat the fuck is goin on


[Yep always gonna run off to you for answers.]

okay heres the thing
need you in my room like right noww there is no time to wwaste
an i get youre gonna be all oh eridan wwhat the fuck is the matter
an youre bein considerate an thats real nice a you an all but dont just savve it
wwe can discuss it once you get here but right noww there is definitely somethin the matter an i havve no idea wwhat the fuck to do
the door is open so just come in dont evven knock

[As for everyone else...]

to evveryone wwho wwas thinkin a comin anywwhere near me today dont
all a you fuck off
im really busy and interruptions are not wwhat i need right noww

[IT'S PERFECT. NOT CONSPICUOUS AT ALL!]

[ooc: Temp loss between Eridan and Feferi! They're gonna swap bodies starting today, the 18th, for a full week. Hope this is...y'know okay loss wise or whatever if I've screwed up somehow I'll just...delete this.]

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the don't-believe-in-magic filter; dictated

[truthin_bones]

Unfortunately, I have yet to fully develop a fully comprehensible explanation.

written forever

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell fuck isnt thats helpful
if people get wword a this theyre gonna fuckin assault me wwith claims that this is magic an force me to admit its real
an at this point its lookin like i might havve to cause this is pretty damn unexplainable
dont suppose you havve any idea wwhat i could say at least to avvoid havvin to admit somethin as nonsensical as magic is real do you

dictated forever!

[truthin_bones]

Would you have preferred a lack of response? I very easily could have ignored your request. At the very least, I can tell you that the... experiences here tend not to be permanent and are, on average, usually relatively brief.

It would help to know what exactly it is you are experiencing in order to better answer your last question.

filter

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok ok look

[Damn, she's got a point. You really do need help despite the fact you hate admitting it.

Even to yourself.]

guess im just stressin out a little ovver this
ill cut the fuckin attitude an wwhatevver an just
yeah
anywway i kinda dont wwant to say
but i wwill if for the time bein you just keep this betwween us

filter

[truthin_bones]

[Now that's a feeling Brennan can relate to.]

There is no reason to concern anyone else.

[shoosh]

OH NO, WHAT EVER WILL I DO!!
ERIDAN IS BUSY TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS!
I'M SURE YOU HAD A LOT OF VERY IMPORTANT VISITORS LINED UP WHO'VE JUST HAD THEIR DREAMS CRUSHED
WHAT WITH HOW YOU'RE A SPARKLING EXAMPLE OF OUR SPECIES AND ALL.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yep
thats pretty much wwhat i fuckin said
so unless you havve anythin wworth my time this convversation is ovver kar got it

[shoosh]

THAT WAS ME PATRONIZING YOU, SHITHEAD.
IT ISN'T AS FUN IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU.

[caligulas_aquarium]

kar i honestly couldnt care
i actually do not havve the proper mentality right noww to evven argue wwith you
as flatterin as your hatred for me is i honestly cant find the necessary levvels a anger an bitterness i usually havve in situations like this to vverbally spar wwith you
or anyone for that matter
my mind is elsewwhere
wwe can get back to the norm once im done wwith this if thats wwhat you wwant

[shoosh]

JEGUS, ERIDAN.
I DON'T
JUST
NO, WHATEVER.
DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT, WE'LL TALK LATER.

Dictated.

[musclebeast]

Going on? Has something happened to you, Ampora?

If so, allow me to foally enjoy the irony of the situation.

Ha.

Ha ha.

written forever

[caligulas_aquarium]

[FUCK. YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS JACKASS WHILE FILTERING.

FDBFI;BSBGFIS;PBFSA;Io

Naturally Eridan is just a little annoyed by that fact.]

except you
anyone but you your opinion isnt fuckin wwanted here
get the fuck out i couldnt givve twwo shits wwhat you think about this

Writing is hard when you're a hoofbeast, dictated forever.

[musclebeast]

That is fine by me. I merely wished to express my delight in your apparent unfortunate situation due to your unnecessary input on my own very fortunate situation.

So again.

Ha.

I shall round up any and all answers I may have for you and trot my leave.

eridan would dictate back if it weren't for everything ever

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh my cod seriously
i honestly
just
eq
shut your fuckin mouth an leavve as if id wwant answwers from someone wwho is partially wwillin to believve this may or may not be magic anywway
wwhy the fuck are you evven able to see this
in fact wwhy the fuck are you evven able to read youre nothin but a lowwly beast as a noww get the fuck out a the castle an livve amongst your precious fauna wwhy dont you

Poor, lonely sap.

[musclebeast]

[Whoa whoa whoa, he WAS going to leave until that comment about being a 'lowly beast'.]

[A rather angry huff.]

Look.

It is not as though I care about your opinion-- as a highblood you are allowed to have it, as a sea dweller, I am allowed to not care-- it is merely that your opinion is wrong and I humbling myself to try and correct you, despite my extreme distaste for your person.

So instead of taking my exit, I will stay to say this,

since you have never been a hoofbeast, you cannot know what it is like to be one, nor can you know much about their intelligence level, especially since I am not just a hoofbeast, but an alien form of hoofbeast. It would be in your best interest to discontinue any further slander of my person or current race.

It makes you look like a complete fool.

[punk_cute]

[Kanji misses the first filter, because, well, he knows magic is real. But he catches all the rest.

It takes him about ten minutes before he shows up, the door opening quietly as he slips in.]

Hey, Eri--

[What. Feferi? But why would she even-- Wait, the castle changes people sometimes.]

Uh. You look different.

[So. Very. Awkward.] What can I do to help?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[sndhsib;f; okay maybe he isn't even too sure himself]

Well fuck it'd be great if you could tell me what the fuck is goin' on here.

[He sort've knows already about temp losses but...fuck just he needs to be distracted. Or something.

Anything as long as he doesn't have to focus on this situation.]

Really, spare no detail. Take as long as you need Kanj.

[punk_cute]

Looks like one of those changes I keep gettin' told about. Pretty sure that if they can change you into a human, however this place does that, they can make you look like someone else for a while too.

[He shifts, and he is blushing a bit, because, well, maybe part of the reason Eridan is freaking is... well, Feferi's a girl.]

How're you handling it so far? Being different. Uh, maybe doing something you usually do that you like doing will help? You know, find familiar shit to balance out the unfamiliar.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Ugh, he expected that answer, he shouldn't feel so disappointed to hear it.

He'll sort've drop into a seated position onto his couch and sigh, shrugging a little.]

It's not entirely bad or that different really I mean, it's about ten times more preferable over being human again.

[Slight pause.]

No offense.

Somethin' about it is just really making me feel...odd. But it's a different kinda odd over suddenly realizing you're not yourself anymore.

An' to be honest right now all I want to do is for everyone to fuck off...'cept you, I mean, I wouldn't ask you to come over and then make you leave that'd be fuckin' atrocious thinkin' on my part.

[punk_cute]

None taken, man.

[He frowns, setting down next to Eridan and then leaning forward, elbows on his knees and tipping his head in the troll's direction.]

I'm here for you, whatever you need. [Pause] Well, if it's something I can do. Probably some things I can't, but I'll try.

And maybe... could you describe the oddness? Might be a clue or some shit, and figuring it out will help.

[bubbleglub]

[ To say that she didn't panic at first is a complete lie. But she believes everything will be back to normal soon. She's calm. She has been in her room this whole time, knowing she had to contact eridan as soon as possible.

To be honest she really doesn't want to go out until this whole thing is fixed though. 38\

What would Sollux think?? ]

calm down eridan
its not that bad and actually kinda fun
S-EA?
Opps.
)(e)(e)(e 38P

[caligulas_aquarium]

sorry princess i guess im just findin it a bit wweird right noww still
although
it is kinda funny i guess i mean from my perspectivve this is the first time ivve met you face to face
wwhich isnt exactly howw i imagined it going but it could be wworse i guess

[bubbleglub]

It is okay!
I mean t)(ere are still a few t)(ings t)(at we bot)( s)(ould be worrying about.
But I don't... really want to talk about it.
Glub.
38|
I )(ope we c)(ange back R-E-EL soon......

/oh god that icon

[caligulas_aquarium]

no thats okay
im guessin any an all information youre wwitholdin from me regardin our previous association wwith each other is important or somethin
least thats wwhat i gathered since evveryone i ask about it just keeps tellin me they shouldnt say anythin or wwhatevver
except sol
but
uh
wwhatevver it doesnt matter wwe can talk about it once this is all ovver
by the wway im just askin as someone wwell vversed in bein me but youre feelin okay right
youre not angry or anythin for reasons you feel you cant evven pinpoint an maybe feel the need to blame on wwell the first thing you can think of

[Cause he is just a little worried about the whole genocidal rage that comes with being purple-blooded like she is now...]

cutest

[bubbleglub]

[ It's in the personality not the blood! She's not her ancestor or anything. No worries Eridan! ]

W)(y would I be angry?
And w)(at did Sol tell you?