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[doublethefun]

[there’s the sound of rustling sheets over the journal as well as some muttering]

Honestly, ‘Tia. [have some unintelligible muttering as somepony shoves her head under the pillow. One might be able to make out something about ‘flashy sun ponies,’ but not much else.

Geez. What sort of lazy pony is still abed at three in the afternoon?

Regardless of your guess, there’s a louder rustling as she finally sits up, pillow balancing on her head. She glares at the offending curtains, which are oh-so-innocently pulled back, letting cheery beams of sunlight into the room.

...

...Wait. This is not her room. Although it is undoubtedly lavish, it is still not her room. In one quick movement, she throws back the sheets and hops down to the floor. Trotting over to the window, she peers out and, yup. This isn’t Canterlot either.

Well, shit. There’s only one explanation, obviously. Incoming Royal Canterlot Voice, guys. Duck and cover.]

Villainous cur! Dost thou believe that thou canst ponynap the Princess of the Night without facing dire consequences? We will teach thee a lesson that will reverberate throughout time itself; thy children's children will quake in fear at the mere mention of Our name. Foolish foal! Thou didst not even lock the door!

[a confused pause]

...Or even bar the windows. Or try to stop my magic.

[...

...

Yup, she’s heading into the hallway now] ‘Tia? Guards? Is anypony around?

[[ooc: Open over journal or in person!]]

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[3_butterflies]

[Pre-Season 2 Pony is bound for a lot of fun. She had been minding her own business, walking down the hallway, when OH MY CELESTIA WHAT WAS THAT SCARY BOOMING VOICE JUST NOW -

So Luna gets to see Fluttershy suddenly ducking behind some curtains for shelter.]

[doublethefun]

[she sees that movement and starts walking deliberately towards the curtains]

Hold! Art thou the bungling kidnapper who thought who could -

[the curtains are magically yanked back and she falters]

- contain Us...?

Dear Fluttershy, whatever art thou doing here?

[3_butterflies]

[She 'eeps', and covers her head with her wings and hooves, as if that would somehow protect her. She shakes, terrified. If I don't see you, you can't see me, right?]

[noblefive]

[Hello! Have a 7'4" armour-clad supersoldier just stop and stare at the talking pony.]

Huh. They do exist.

[doublethefun]

[have a frown]

Of course We exist. Now the question is, what art thou?

[noblefive]

Me? I'm a human.

[He remembers his conversation over the journals with another pony.]

Noble Five, UNSC Special Ops. [He introduces himself]

[laments]

<sub>[Ah, here we are. There is a woman with pointed ears and a billowing cape walking about in an attempt to abscond from the castle. She stops when she hears the distinct sound of hooves in the distance, but does nothing other than turning her head, red eyes glistening with a vague sense of interest.

And confusion.]</sub>

A steed...?

[doublethefun]

[and she walks up to this weird two-legger]

A pony. [now looking just as confused] What art thou?

[laments]

_{["An elf", she wants to say. But as she turns fully toward the creature before her, an ear flicking in her direction.]}

A banshee.

_[Stare.]

Pony? And talking one at that. _{[Another pause, and...]} Are ponies not supposed to be...

_{[And she'll just lower her hand a little lower to dignify a shorter-than-Luna height.]}

dictated

[rarities]

[well, that voice is uh ... pretty familiar. she'll be squinting at the journal ...]

Is that ... Nightmare Moon?

[doublethefun]

[ears flick at the voice coming from her (seemingly) empty room and she immediately turns around, framing the doorway]

Show thyself, thou blackguard!

dictated 1/2

[checklist]

[ ....Hooooold on a second. That voice is awfully familiar. ]

dictated

[checklist]

[ ...Okay, like she could ever forget that voice. ]

Princess Luna!?

[ Yes, that is Twilight's voice. Coming from a journal. ]

[beyondimagining]

[Will watches the pony making her way down the hallway with some bemusement.]

[doublethefun]

[she walks closer to him. Curiouser and curiouser]

Art thou a human?

[he sorta fits the description Fluttershy gave]

Written because LUNA 8D And for great justice

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[Initially, Jade drops the journal as the voice comes booming out over it and somewhere close by in the castle. He frowns and grabs the journal, writing into it.]

'As much as I applaud your show of eloquent speech, miss, doing so will only tire you out.'

woo! /o/

[doublethefun]

[well, good thing the other ponies have already told her about the journal. She frowns at the lack of voice accompanying the writing, but dictates dryly back.]

So We have been told. We are trapped in a gilded cage with random monster attacks and humiliations spread betwixt and between.

[forbiddenfriend]

[Don't mind the dragon that's suddenly behind you and sniffing at you, Luna.]

[doublethefun]

[turning around and examining him. Reptilian, check. Wings, check.]

Now what manner of dragon art thou?

[effedupthecircle]

Another pony? Wow...

[doublethefun]

And dost thou have an issue concerning Us?

[billiardsplz]

[guess who else was sleeping in until the journal started speaking in the Royal Canterlot Voice]

What the f---[CRASH]

[doublethefun]

[she ends up looking at the journal afterwards, a bit more calm after receiving the appropriate explanations.

She's a bit bemused though.]

'What the eff...?'

[elementoflol]

[And Pinkie is utterly unsurprised, just skipping down the hallway and waving a hoof as though she expected to find Nightmare Moon here.]

HI PRINCESS LUNA!

[doublethefun]

[there's a nod and a small smile]

Salutations, Pinkie Pie.