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[doublethefun]

[there’s the sound of rustling sheets over the journal as well as some muttering]

Honestly, ‘Tia. [have some unintelligible muttering as somepony shoves her head under the pillow. One might be able to make out something about ‘flashy sun ponies,’ but not much else.

Geez. What sort of lazy pony is still abed at three in the afternoon?

Regardless of your guess, there’s a louder rustling as she finally sits up, pillow balancing on her head. She glares at the offending curtains, which are oh-so-innocently pulled back, letting cheery beams of sunlight into the room.

...

...Wait. This is not her room. Although it is undoubtedly lavish, it is still not her room. In one quick movement, she throws back the sheets and hops down to the floor. Trotting over to the window, she peers out and, yup. This isn’t Canterlot either.

Well, shit. There’s only one explanation, obviously. Incoming Royal Canterlot Voice, guys. Duck and cover.]

Villainous cur! Dost thou believe that thou canst ponynap the Princess of the Night without facing dire consequences? We will teach thee a lesson that will reverberate throughout time itself; thy children's children will quake in fear at the mere mention of Our name. Foolish foal! Thou didst not even lock the door!

[a confused pause]

...Or even bar the windows. Or try to stop my magic.

[...

...

Yup, she’s heading into the hallway now] ‘Tia? Guards? Is anypony around?

[[ooc: Open over journal or in person!]]

Comments

[doublethefun]

[she ends up looking at the journal afterwards, a bit more calm after receiving the appropriate explanations.

She's a bit bemused though.]

'What the eff...?'

[billiardsplz]

Wha--[he's still a little sleepy, give him a moment]

Where's that alarm clock...

[doublethefun]

It is [insert exact time here] in the afternoon.

[briefly wonders if this person is nocturnal as well]

he has been dictating by the way, derp

[billiardsplz]

Ah crap I overslept! [and then there's that amusing shuffling as he's trying to get his pants before he realizes]

Wait a minute. I don't have work today... [yeah, hello there journal]

lmao, I figured

[doublethefun]

Yes, that is most fortunate. What sort of work dost thou do?

[it's rude not to answer, right? Since this is some sort of conversation.]

[billiardsplz]

[is that a total stranger? Oh well, she sounds pretty]

I work at the animal shelter, taking care of a particular kind of animal there. It's hard work, but it's worth it! [it's hard to tell if that really is his pride swelling or if he's trying to flirt...]

[doublethefun]

[nope, she won't know it's flirting unless somebody hits her in the face with it]

Anything that is worth it takes hard work. [a small smile] What type of animal does thou care for?

[billiardsplz]

I take care of the Pokemon. I'm the only one here qualified enough for the job.

[doublethefun]

[...buh.]

What are these 'Pokemon?'

[billiardsplz]

They're animals from my world. They're supposed to have special powers, but the castle took 'em away, so I have to be there to take extra special care of them until they get adopted.

[doublethefun]

We see. Thou art a most diligent young colt indeed.

[billiardsplz]

Whoa, hold the phone! I'm not a pony!

[doublethefun]

[whoops, so some pony phrases don't translate particularly well.]

Then pray tell, what art thou?

[billiardsplz]

Girl, I'm a bona fide human.

[doublethefun]

Does the use of the term 'boy' suffice or is there another word traditionally used to indicate a young human male?

[billiardsplz]

Boy is fine.

[doublethefun]

Very well, then.

Dost thou have a name?

[billiardsplz]

I sure do. It's Gold.

[doublethefun]

It is a pleasure to meet thee, Gold. I am Luna.

[billiardsplz]

Always a pleasure.