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XXII

[Dictated and backdated to earlier today; in the background you can hear what sounds like water that's from the pool. Kinda weird huh? Well that's because someone woke up with a green fishtail while in the pool. Currently he's just hanging on the edge and talking into the journal. After the initial shock wore off, he is now just griping]

Okay what's going on with the castle now? Because this? This is just stupid. Absurdly stupid.

[....]

This better not last a week, come on! I am not sitting in a pool for a week! If you're going to do this to me, at least give me an interesting place to go!

Seriously, why does this place smell so funny? What do you people do to water, anyway?

[And so on and so on. Aren't you glad he's probably not your princess?]

[Editted in a bit later into the post; and filtered AWAY from Once-ler]

Hey, does anyone know any stories about fish people? Sakura wants to know.

[OOC: open or over the journal!]

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[oh he'll swim up to her now.]

[Or rather, get close enough so he can smack the water with his fin to make a splash big enough to soak her :3 ]

[Flinching out of instinct, swearing out of habit, and then diving in after him because hey,

someone's wearing watertight armor and a full bodysuit.]

[he was laughing until she dived into the water]

Whoa! What are you doing?!

[Her helmet pipes the audio through the water.]

[Oh, and she also drops like a rock, since full body armor isn't necessarily feather-light.] What, you think I wouldn't retaliate?

[He's watching her drop]

Maybe not quite like that...

That suit can breath underwater, right? Cause I don't think I could lift you even in water.

Suit's fully loaded. I've got a good hour of air-supply in here.

[Muttering to herself, this didn't exactly go as planned. ~~like anything she does~~] Should give me plenty of time to reach the stairs in the shallow end.

Ahahaha, glad to hear it! ♪

[He'd feel bad for you, but really he doesn't]

I bet you are.

So what, you just woke up here, like this? [Totally making conversation as she slowly trudges over to the other end of the pool.]

[He's just swimming around, because hey why not]

Yeeeep, went to bed with legs in a bed, woke up in the pool with a tail. Kinda freaky.

From what I've heard this is par for the course for the castle ... ?

[Yeah this isn't easy walking through water in armor. She's actually a tad bit envious, except for the part where once she gets back on the pool deck she gets to walk away.]

Freaky random things? I guess, but it's still freaky.

Okay, point taken. So, what're you going to do? Spend the week here eating wished-up Sushi?

What choice do I have~?

I don't know, get someone to move you to the four seasons room on nice days? Maybe the pond outside? A pool seems a little ... boring.

Pretty sure it's all boring. Not like there's an underwater city in the duck pond or anything.

Well, at least there will be ducks. And fish and frogs, if you're lucky. Here? Castle residents. Which is all well and good if you like company, but a fish isn't going to accidentally kick you in the head.

...Yeah, but I hate animals.

You are just so hard to please.

[He snickers]

Hey, I'm doing well considering I just lost my legs.

[Teasingly] You're just looking for all the sympathy, aren't you?

Maybe! ♥ Is it working?

What do you think? [She's finally reached the ladder and goes about pulling herself out of the pool.]

I think you might fall head over heels for me any day now! I am a siren, after all! Ahahaha~!

Yeah, well it's a good thing I've got armor to cushion the fall when I swoon.

[So now she's sitting on the pool deck while her armor drains.] So, a siren. Does this mean you've got like, singing powers or something?

Yep! Very good thing!

Hmmm, I'm not sure! I haven't tried it.

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