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Princess of the Crystal ([personal profile] boushi) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-05-02 03:23 pm
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DAY 2

LISTEN UP, LOW LIFE PRINCES WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING-!

Obtain the Golden Egg.

You should have noticed by now that your princess isn't waking up- if you haven't then you are a failure of a prince!

Your princesses will not wake up no matter what you do. You must obtain the Golden Egg if you wish to help them.

'Egg' is only figurative; it is much more than that.

...Probably.

You cannot just find it, you must create it. These are the items you will need!

The Cape as Red as Blood
The Cow as White as Milk
The Shoe as Pure as Glass
The Hair as Bright as Fire
The Dress as Small as a Fairy
The Pea as Painful as a Pin
The Crown as Green as a Frog
and The Rose as Old as Time


With these you will create the Golden Egg.

...Maybe.

Your mermaids will be able to sense the location of the items, so I suggest you follow their lead!

Until then, [a finger snap and every sleeping princess disappears] I will be keeping your princesses. Bring the Golden Egg to me or else.

[and like that, the broadcast is over.]



(ooc: sections will go up throughout the day!
SECTIONS: REACTIONS | MEETING OF THE PRINCES | THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD)
perfectisnteasy: ((FTL) one song - only for you)

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then, what's everyone standing around for, man, let's go!

[YOU ARE ALL SO INEFFICIENT. FOREVER. UGH.]
mal_addict: ([T&L] Sioni Bod Da)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-09 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
What do we do with the cow when we find it, exactly.
perfectisnteasy: (this is gonna be so good)

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-10 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I figure it'll come with instructions, right?

[DUH.]
mal_addict: (The World Turned Upside Down)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Clu, livestock generally don't come with instructions.
perfectisnteasy: ((FTL) one love - thrilling me through)

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-10 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's just great. One more pointless inefficiency in my way that I gotta deal with.
mal_addict: (Johnny Has Gone For a Soldier)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the cow is very sorry for being inefficient.
perfectisnteasy: (why you put ISO in my code man?)

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's just getting a look. why you gotta be like that, Mal?]
mal_addict: (Patrician Doesn't Have Any Balls)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because she's a giant bitch]

What?
perfectisnteasy: (you're funny you know that?)

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-11 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh right. carry on, then] That'd be funny, man, except for the part where I need the stupid thing to get on with my directive.
mal_addict: (The Bonny Flowers)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-11 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. If it'll stop you sulking, I'll go with you to find the stupid cow.
perfectisnteasy: (busy sulking - come back later)

keywords, haha

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-11 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[sulkily] I'm not sulking.
mal_addict: (Let Me Be Covered)

BEST

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-11 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sorry. You're obviously doing some sort of interpretive body art.
perfectisnteasy: (what no. NO. I don't even - NO.)

/bows

[personal profile] perfectisnteasy 2012-05-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[you keep him on his toes, Maladict. some part of his programming appreciates that, though he has no clue WHY]

What?!
mal_addict: (Colonel Crapski)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-05-12 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you can do a little shimmy or pretend you're a tree. Or something.