DAY 2

[boushi]

LISTEN UP, LOW LIFE PRINCES WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING-!

Obtain the Golden Egg.

You should have noticed by now that your princess isn't waking up- if you haven't then you are a failure of a prince!

Your princesses will not wake up no matter what you do. You must obtain the Golden Egg if you wish to help them.

'Egg' is only figurative; it is much more than that.

...Probably.

You cannot just find it, you must create it. These are the items you will need!

The Cape as Red as Blood
The Cow as White as Milk
The Shoe as Pure as Glass
The Hair as Bright as Fire
The Dress as Small as a Fairy
The Pea as Painful as a Pin
The Crown as Green as a Frog
and The Rose as Old as Time

With these you will create the Golden Egg.

...Maybe.

Your mermaids will be able to sense the location of the items, so I suggest you follow their lead!

Until then, [a finger snap and every sleeping princess disappears] I will be keeping your princesses. Bring the Golden Egg to me or else.

[and like that, the broadcast is over.]


(ooc: sections will go up throughout the day!
SECTIONS: REACTIONS | MEETING OF THE PRINCES | THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD)

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REACTIONS

[boushi]

[well that... was certainly a thing]

[someoneto_carry]

[....]

[She listens to this announcement. And then side eyes a little bit before walking backwards to check the bedroom where she just thought Spike was being Spike]

[And oh look he's gone.]

[...Well. This is predicament]

[inafadingcrown]

[What the- Okay, being insulted (she can only assume she counts as one of the 'princes.' It seems a good enough explanation for the unexpected crossdressing) is bad enough. But when Alleyne disappears? Oh yeah, she mad.]

I beg your pardon. [This is said in much the same tone as 'bitch, please.']

Wrong icon ><

[wizard_redfive]

[Woah, that's a tone Dairine never EVER wants directed at her. Galadriel, you be scary.

It takes Dairine a moment to recover from the shock of angry mama elf before replying, and even then her voice sounds unusually uncertain.]

...Galadriel? What's going on?

[inafadingcrown]

[She's not sweetness and light all the time, you know. Or rather, she is light all the time, but people forget that that may be dangerous as well.]

We are to be a part of another game, it seems. [Disgust practically drips from her voice. Two things she hates: feeling like a pawn and people messing with those she cares for. Galadriel is not a happy elf.]

[3_butterflies]

[what what what what WHAT]

Princess Luna?! B-but she... and I... what's going on, I don't understand!

[teds_out]

[Wow, guess who is now just REALLY flustered and mildly unnerved by the compilation of today's events?]

What the hell's going on?!

[mal_addict]

... [Well, that would explain why Nikola vanished. She thought he was just being pissy]

So that's it? A scavenger hunt?

Gods I hate this stupid bloody place.

[someoneto_carry]

Mal? You had someone disappear too?

[Oh hey are you a prince too?]

[mal_addict]

Yeah, Nikola.

[Ugh this place] And now it looks like we have a cryptic message of fun.

[perfectisnteasy]

[there's a loud crash. Prince CLU is running out of furniture to overturn at an alarming rate]

As if this wasn't all frustrating enough --! This doesn't even make sense...

[mal_addict]

Now now, let's not smash everything, you'll only get OCD and want to tidy it up later.

Welcome to Paradisa, the Land of Things Not Making Sense.

[wilder]

[Zelos would LOVE to react, really he would. But it seems you kiiinda took his voice and his writing too. Jerk. ]

[Instead he's just going to be trying to make his way to the lobby or kitchen so he can figure out what to do now. He's stuck in a long green dress, and seems to be walking really slowly- maybe he's struggling to walk in heels? Either way, he's leaning against the doorway to the pool pretty heavily as he's rereading the entry]

[inafadingcrown]

[It's only the seriousness of the situation that keeps her from laughing. You lucked out, man. Well, the seriousness and the fact that she's also an unwilling crossdresser. Okay, that and the way he's walking. Now that she's noticing that, it is kind of odd.]

Are you well?

1/2

[wilder]

[You know for all the time he spends hating his powers, it sure kinda sucks when his hearing is normal and he didn't even hear her approach. He looks up when he hears her voice, quickly smiling and attempting to say "Galadriel! Hello!" but- absolutely nothing comes out]

[wilder]

[His shoulders slump a second later, whoops forgot about that]

[encourage]

[ Sakura comes up next to him, watching him carefully. Joshua and Adachi's rendition of the mythology yesterday leaves her suspecting... and the way he moves furthers her suspicions.

It pisses her off to hear what this is, the kind of manipulation being played, but that was how it was. Waving her hand to catch his attention, Sakura offers Zelos a small smile.

She'll try sticking to seeing an upside to all of this. He was part of the solution, right? So that's what he'd need to help with. Doing what only he could, even if... well.

The rest. ]

[foolreversed]

[yeah ignoring that shit.

Adachi is going right to Colette with his new dress and (returned) legs.

IF SHE'S NOT AWAKE YET HE'S GONNA KEEP POKING AND PRODDING HER]

[selfless]

[asdgklahds Colette was looking at the journal, listening to the message. As the voice disappears-]

Oh, wait! Excuse me...!

[but she doesn't say anything back... find the Golden Egg? How strange.. she's trying to figure out exactly what it means when she is being.. prodded... asdkgha and lacking her aewsome hearing, she didn't hear him approaching and is kind of surprised!]

Oh, Adachi! [wait, didn't that voice say that princesses were disappearing? If she's dressed like this, doesn't that make... Adachi the prince?] Y-You have legs again!

[deterrence]

[oh

that was what all the "prince" nonsense was about? NOT COOL. and we aren't only saying so because the last princely figure in her life was a massive bastard]

Or else what, pray tell?

[kungfuwitch]

[She'd been trying all morning to wake up Peter when he suddenly vanishes

Ooooooh now you did it. Her voice is dark]

So it's a fairy tale, is it? You do know that it always ends when the evil witch dies, right?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She scoffs[ You and your fucking golden egg...

[luthored]

[ Bitch she will cut you. ]

[associate]

... Excuse me?

[wizard_redfive]

[Prince? Princess? The hell is going on?

Whatever it is, Dairine doesn't like the sound of it one bit. Still not going to stop her from being a snarky brat.]

What, no "hair as yellow as corn?" Seriously, if you're going to make cliche demands, you could at least stick with the same source.