DAY 2

[boushi]

LISTEN UP, LOW LIFE PRINCES WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING-!

Obtain the Golden Egg.

You should have noticed by now that your princess isn't waking up- if you haven't then you are a failure of a prince!

Your princesses will not wake up no matter what you do. You must obtain the Golden Egg if you wish to help them.

'Egg' is only figurative; it is much more than that.

...Probably.

You cannot just find it, you must create it. These are the items you will need!

The Cape as Red as Blood
The Cow as White as Milk
The Shoe as Pure as Glass
The Hair as Bright as Fire
The Dress as Small as a Fairy
The Pea as Painful as a Pin
The Crown as Green as a Frog
and The Rose as Old as Time

With these you will create the Golden Egg.

...Maybe.

Your mermaids will be able to sense the location of the items, so I suggest you follow their lead!

Until then, [a finger snap and every sleeping princess disappears] I will be keeping your princesses. Bring the Golden Egg to me or else.

[and like that, the broadcast is over.]


(ooc: sections will go up throughout the day!
SECTIONS: REACTIONS | MEETING OF THE PRINCES | THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD)

Comments

REACTIONS

[boushi]

[well that... was certainly a thing]

[someoneto_carry]

[....]

[She listens to this announcement. And then side eyes a little bit before walking backwards to check the bedroom where she just thought Spike was being Spike]

[And oh look he's gone.]

[...Well. This is predicament]

[inafadingcrown]

[What the- Okay, being insulted (she can only assume she counts as one of the 'princes.' It seems a good enough explanation for the unexpected crossdressing) is bad enough. But when Alleyne disappears? Oh yeah, she mad.]

I beg your pardon. [This is said in much the same tone as 'bitch, please.']

Wrong icon ><

[wizard_redfive]

[Woah, that's a tone Dairine never EVER wants directed at her. Galadriel, you be scary.

It takes Dairine a moment to recover from the shock of angry mama elf before replying, and even then her voice sounds unusually uncertain.]

...Galadriel? What's going on?

[3_butterflies]

[what what what what WHAT]

Princess Luna?! B-but she... and I... what's going on, I don't understand!

[teds_out]

[Wow, guess who is now just REALLY flustered and mildly unnerved by the compilation of today's events?]

What the hell's going on?!

[mal_addict]

... [Well, that would explain why Nikola vanished. She thought he was just being pissy]

So that's it? A scavenger hunt?

Gods I hate this stupid bloody place.

[someoneto_carry]

Mal? You had someone disappear too?

[Oh hey are you a prince too?]

[perfectisnteasy]

[there's a loud crash. Prince CLU is running out of furniture to overturn at an alarming rate]

As if this wasn't all frustrating enough --! This doesn't even make sense...

[wilder]

[Zelos would LOVE to react, really he would. But it seems you kiiinda took his voice and his writing too. Jerk. ]

[Instead he's just going to be trying to make his way to the lobby or kitchen so he can figure out what to do now. He's stuck in a long green dress, and seems to be walking really slowly- maybe he's struggling to walk in heels? Either way, he's leaning against the doorway to the pool pretty heavily as he's rereading the entry]

[foolreversed]

[yeah ignoring that shit.

Adachi is going right to Colette with his new dress and (returned) legs.

IF SHE'S NOT AWAKE YET HE'S GONNA KEEP POKING AND PRODDING HER]

[deterrence]

[oh

that was what all the "prince" nonsense was about? NOT COOL. and we aren't only saying so because the last princely figure in her life was a massive bastard]

Or else what, pray tell?

[kungfuwitch]

[She'd been trying all morning to wake up Peter when he suddenly vanishes

Ooooooh now you did it. Her voice is dark]

So it's a fairy tale, is it? You do know that it always ends when the evil witch dies, right?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She scoffs[ You and your fucking golden egg...

[luthored]

[ Bitch she will cut you. ]

[associate]

... Excuse me?

[wizard_redfive]

[Prince? Princess? The hell is going on?

Whatever it is, Dairine doesn't like the sound of it one bit. Still not going to stop her from being a snarky brat.]

What, no "hair as yellow as corn?" Seriously, if you're going to make cliche demands, you could at least stick with the same source.

MEETING OF THE PRINCES

[boushi]

[WELL HEY SINCE Y'ALL NEED TO SAVE YOUR PRINCESS MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER...]

[hullo_sweetie]

[What up? No one puts her husband in a dress and then knocks him out]

Let's put our heads together, shall we?

[3_butterflies]

[crying

so much crying.]

[nothingtobelieve]

[Riddles. He was not fond of riddles. Reminded him too much of the Van. Really, he had no desire to play along with anyone's games. But he also wasn't fond of people taking things that were his. Which was exactly how he saw this situation.

But he had a large broadsword with which to solve this dilemma. That was something.]

How very helpful.

[No, it really wasn't.]

[lord_wizard]

[siiiiiiiiigh. He's unamused, and dressed a lot plainer than usual, which is part of his problem.]

A scavenger hunt. Great. Well, what shall we do?

[heal_theworld]

[Martel no magic, but has a sword. And surprise, she can actually use it. Not as well a lot of other people she had met, but well enough to serve the purpose. Right now she's just running through all she knows. Feel free to approach the woman swinging around the sword.]

THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD

[boushi]

[please wait for Little Red Riding Hood to post]

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD :D

[petitfours]

[Well you sure don't have to look long for that red cape! On the grass headed down towards the woods, there's a tiny little kid skipping along in a red riding cloak, hauling behind him a wooden wagon piled high with pastries and cookies! It seems to be a bit heavy, and keeps getting caught on uneven ground. Perhaps it might be a good idea to go rob him of his cloak help the poor little guy?]