Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[cantacquityou]

Did you hear the recording?

[lord_wizard]

It sounded like a bird of some kind. Why?

[cantacquityou]

That would be Vanyel.

[lord_wizard]

He's on a loss then. Why is he with you?

[cantacquityou]

I, ah...Would you rather have him?

[lord_wizard]

Probably not the best idea. Sibyl and Agni would terrorize him.

[cantacquityou]

Am I to know who they are?

[lord_wizard]

Our Pokemon. I presume you had one thrust on you last month?

[cantacquityou]

I have two, actually. One growlithe, and a...snake-like creature.

[lord_wizard]

Two? How did you manage that?

[cantacquityou]

Veritas, my growlithe, was already here prior to our going to Castelia City.

[lord_wizard]

Ah, of course. Ashura and I got these two before that as well. He brought back a second, but thankfully it's too large to fit in our quarters.

[cantacquityou]

Too large? By goodness, what is it?

[lord_wizard]

A horse. A...what was it called...ponyta. Sprouting fire from both ends like most things Ashura manages to connect with himself.

[cantacquityou]

[He chuckles.]

Ah, another fire breed, I see. Though, I must say, all creatures considered, I believe that I am the one at the receiving end of said terrorizing rather than Vanyel, at the moment. You should see him, nonetheless. He is quite the sight to behold, not unlike his usual form.

[lord_wizard]

What is he? I'm afraid I couldn't quite pick out the sound...

[cantacquityou]

An albino peacock.

[lord_wizard]

[He chuckles] How fitting.

[cantacquityou]

I also had that feeling. I had never seen such a dejected bird as when his tail-feathers were painted.

[lord_wizard]

Goodness...

Don't be afraid of color, Vanyel...

[cantacquityou]

It took me about an hour to clean him.

[lord_wizard]

Well, I'm glad you two are bonding.

[cantacquityou]

[Flatly.]


You can have him.


['Bonding' my ass.]

[lord_wizard]

Oh fine, Miles. I am sorry. If he's giving you that much trouble, I'll come by and help keep an eye on him.

[But he's still not bird-sitting. Nope.]

[cantacquityou]

...He isn't...well, not by much, anyway. I simply have my hands full as is, what with Wright also having been turned into a bird...