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[jetset]

[ so, jet is out at the duck pond with dro. not that weird, right?

well, except for what he's doing, at the moment.

there's a life-sized mannequin of a person in a fire nation uniform floating out in the pond. upon closer inspection, one will see that it is the very image and likeness of a certain stupid scarface prince. jet is very determinedly trying to sink it. he has tied rocks to it, and he is also dropping heavy stones onto it, but. it keeps resurfacing. what's more, every time a stone hits it, a certain voice floats out of the chest area, saying things like:

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

and

"Thith is therious guyth!"

looks like jet got his present from the castle.

so, you're welcome to hear those splashing sounds as jet dictates angrily: ]

The journals being wiped clean is one thing, but finding this thing in my closet? What the hell is going on?

[ ooc; things that plurk made me do™ ]

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[jetset]

[ well, he knew this was going to come soon enough. irritably: ]

Don't ask me; I didn't make the thing. I wanna have a couple words with whoever did, though.

<3

[waterbends]

I - are you giving it a bath?

[jetset]

No. I'm trying to send it to the bottom of the duck pond.

[ because that's the totally reasonable thing to do. ]

But the stupid. [ splash. ] Thing. [ splash. ] Won't. [ splash. ] Sink!

[waterbends]

[And this is the sound of Katara putting her shoes on. :|]

Why are you trying to sink it? Why don't you just - I don't know, throw it away?

[jetset]

[ :| ]

Hey, I didn't ask the thing to follow me around, okay?

[waterbends]

[Her bedroom door opens and shuts. She's on her way outside.]

... wait. It follows you?

[jetset]

Follows me. I tossed it outside, it came back. I tossed it out the window, it came back.

[waterbends]

[.....hahahahahaahah.





Okay, give her a minute to stop laughing.]

[jetset]

[ fffffffffff ]

This isn't funny! The last thing that this is is funny.

[waterbends]

No, I'm pretty sure you're mistaken -- this is hysterical!