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[jetset]

[ so, jet is out at the duck pond with dro. not that weird, right?

well, except for what he's doing, at the moment.

there's a life-sized mannequin of a person in a fire nation uniform floating out in the pond. upon closer inspection, one will see that it is the very image and likeness of a certain stupid scarface prince. jet is very determinedly trying to sink it. he has tied rocks to it, and he is also dropping heavy stones onto it, but. it keeps resurfacing. what's more, every time a stone hits it, a certain voice floats out of the chest area, saying things like:

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

and

"Thith is therious guyth!"

looks like jet got his present from the castle.

so, you're welcome to hear those splashing sounds as jet dictates angrily: ]

The journals being wiped clean is one thing, but finding this thing in my closet? What the hell is going on?

[ ooc; things that plurk made me do™ ]

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his noble, currently exasperated arcanine :3

[jetset]

Don't see why I shouldn't be able to. What would be the point of making it unsinkable?

[ he glares at it. ]

[noblefive]

[Jorge crouches down and regards the Arcanine curiously, before looking back to Jet.]

I dunno. I've heard weird stuff about this place.

[jetset]

[ dro just blinks at him. he's pretty chill, albeit wondering why jet is acting like an idiot. ]

It's done weird stuff alright, but parking this in my closet is going too far.

[ plonk. splash! ]

It's decided. I'm getting Jorge a damned Furret. :|

[noblefive]

What is it?

[Jorge was a bit confused as to what the hell it was]

HEHEHHEH yus.

[jetset]

A gigantic doll of some firebender I know. Unfortunately. It's more annoying than the real thing.

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

/late forever

[noblefive]

Firebender? [He has no clue]

And I'd help you out if I had a weapon.

neverrrr!!

[jetset]

Exactly what it sounds like. They manipulate fire, and you shouldn't hold your breath looking for one that you'll like.

It's fine. It'd probably turn out to be unbreakable too.

[noblefive]

Could try stamping on it.

[He was wearing half a ton of armour]

[jetset]

[ he looks up at him, then at the mannequin. ]

Well, if you wanna try, I'm not gonna say no. The pond's only about four feet deep.

[noblefive]

It's your thing.

[He says, shrugging]

[jetset]

[ he gestures. ]

No, definitely not my thing. It could be your thing, if you wanted it, and it stayed with you. But mine? Nope.

[noblefive]

No, I think I'll pass on that.

[jetset]

[ he grunts. ]

Well, not like I can blame you.

[noblefive]

[He chuckles from under that helmet and starts to wade out into the lake to retrieve the doll]

I'll at least try to get rid of it for ya

[jetset]

Be my guest.

[ he leans back against dro to observe. he's been at this for a while, and something tells him it won't be that easy, but a guy can dream. ]

[noblefive]

[Jorge hauls the doll out of the water, easily, wading out of the lake and dumping it on the shore. He places a foot on it.]

Last chance.

[jetset]

[ in an almost cheerful voice: ]

Maybe it'll scream as it goes.

[ which of course means: go right ahead.

because jet's life is pain and paradisa is trolling him, the doll... can't be destroyed though ;A; ]

[noblefive]

[Jorge shrugs and raises his foot, bringing it down a few times on the head of the doll]

Huh.

[Nope. No damage at all.]

[jetset]

[ he probably shouldn't be surprised... but he scowls deeply anyway. if a gigantic guy in a metal suit can't destroy it... ]

Alright, this is just stupid, now.

[noblefive]

Why would it make something like this? Apart from annoying you, there's no point to it.

[jetset]

No, there isn't. If this is some kind of loss, then it's gone way too far.

[noblefive]

Loss, huh?

I can see how it can be seen as one.

[jetset]

[ he tunnels a hand through his hair ]

Thanks for trying anyway, I guess. If that suit of yours doesn't crush it, I don't know what will.

[noblefive]

Throw it in a volcano, if there's one nearby? Bury it.

[He shrugs]

[jetset]

That'd probably do it, but I think we're a little short on volcanoes around here.

Hey, dig me a hole, will you?

[ this is said to dro, who stands silently, trots a little while aways, and begins to oblige. ]