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[jetset]

[ so, jet is out at the duck pond with dro. not that weird, right?

well, except for what he's doing, at the moment.

there's a life-sized mannequin of a person in a fire nation uniform floating out in the pond. upon closer inspection, one will see that it is the very image and likeness of a certain stupid scarface prince. jet is very determinedly trying to sink it. he has tied rocks to it, and he is also dropping heavy stones onto it, but. it keeps resurfacing. what's more, every time a stone hits it, a certain voice floats out of the chest area, saying things like:

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

and

"Thith is therious guyth!"

looks like jet got his present from the castle.

so, you're welcome to hear those splashing sounds as jet dictates angrily: ]

The journals being wiped clean is one thing, but finding this thing in my closet? What the hell is going on?

[ ooc; things that plurk made me do™ ]

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backatcha

[jetset]

Aren't presents supposed to be things that you'd like?

[selfless]

Mm...

What did you find?

[jetset]

Life-size doll of a some guy I know. You probably don't know him-- or, I don't know, do you? Does this sound familiar to you?

[ plonk. splash! ]

"UNCLE, your feet smell like wet garbage!"

[selfless]

N-No, I don't think I've met him.

[paradisa you are weird] Is...... he your friend?

[jetset]

[ grumpily. ] No. He's pretty much the furthest thing from a friend, and I wouldn't want him for one either.

[selfless]

Oh, I'm sorry.

That... seems like a very strange present to get.