XXIV

[wilder]

[Dictated from the kitchen that now has flickering lights and something in the microwave; an observer might notice he sounds a tiny bit nervous but overall? Way too calm for his message]

Hiii lovely ladies ♥ oh, and guys too I guess.

Eheh...so I was bored- even more bored than I usually am in this place- and I wound up in the kitchen. So I decided to see what happens when you shove one of those...mobile phone thingies into a microwave to see what happened. [Because that's such a rational normal line of thought]

And I thought at worst it would, just you know, destroy both the microwave and the phone. But it kinda...

[In the background, there is a loud demonic sounding roar from something that sounds like it's shut in a microwave]

...Unleashed a potentially ancient evil. Heh heh, oops my bad.

Don't worry, it's contained for now! Just...be careful when you come down to the kitchen today?

Okay, that's all I wanted to say! ♪

[OOC: Based on this. Mod approved! No one is allowed to be injured, but anything else is a go. Eventually the thing will fizzle out of existence on it's own. Open or over the journal]

Comments

[wilder]

Heeey! I'm totally smarter than the dude that caused THAT one! [Totally unaware it's Spike sfklsdj ]

[huffythedragon]

[As is the Other Spike, blissful ignorance is blissful]

Yeah, you'd have to be pretty dumb to leave a lobster out for that long in a creepy magical castle.

[wilder]

Heh heh, yep! Pretty stupid indeed.

[There's the banging noise from the monster...]

[huffythedragon]

[Of course, Zelos is his hero and thus is NEVER STUPID]

...It sounds mad.

[wilder]

Well I would be too if I was stuck in a microwave.

[huffythedragon]

...Is it going to stay there forever? Maybe it should be...put out in the forest, or something.

[Because that's the answer to everything in Equestria. Put it in the Everfree forest. Or the moon]

[wilder]

What? So it could eat all the wildlife out there?

[huffythedragon]

Maybe it's a vegetarian?

[wilder]

....I don't think so.

[huffythedragon]

...Not even a little bit?

[wilder]

Nooope.

[Not when it sounds and looks like something that crawled out of hell, he is not giving it the benefit of the doubt]

[huffythedragon]

...Oh. Well that's kind of a shame, it would enjoy the forest.

[wilder]

Yep. It is.

Oh well.

[huffythedragon]

Just...be safe okay?

[wilder]

Hey! Don't worry about me! I'll be fine!

[huffythedragon]

I'm gonna worry anyway. Okay? That's what friends do.

[wilder]

Heh heh...yeah I guess.

[BUT ITS SO WEIRD TO HIM]