XXIV

[wilder]

[Dictated from the kitchen that now has flickering lights and something in the microwave; an observer might notice he sounds a tiny bit nervous but overall? Way too calm for his message]

Hiii lovely ladies ♥ oh, and guys too I guess.

Eheh...so I was bored- even more bored than I usually am in this place- and I wound up in the kitchen. So I decided to see what happens when you shove one of those...mobile phone thingies into a microwave to see what happened. [Because that's such a rational normal line of thought]

And I thought at worst it would, just you know, destroy both the microwave and the phone. But it kinda...

[In the background, there is a loud demonic sounding roar from something that sounds like it's shut in a microwave]

...Unleashed a potentially ancient evil. Heh heh, oops my bad.

Don't worry, it's contained for now! Just...be careful when you come down to the kitchen today?

Okay, that's all I wanted to say! ♪

[OOC: Based on this. Mod approved! No one is allowed to be injured, but anything else is a go. Eventually the thing will fizzle out of existence on it's own. Open or over the journal]

Comments

[ruin_mania]

[Come, Zelos, surely this summoned monster is no more frightening than any number of dangers faced at home?]

Oh, my. Yes, those are some interesting clawmarks.

You do have a weapon on you just in case, hmm?

[wilder]

[Yes and he's sure that if any of them got shoved into a microwave, they'd be very very unpleasant if they broke out. Which this thing sure is tearing more into that metal]

[ Fortunately, he doesn't go anywhere without a weapon. He's just gonna draw his sword because he gets the feeling this is so going to end badly. ]

Yeah, yeah I got one. How much longer do you need?

[ruin_mania]

Well, if you're insistent, I suppose we could go after it now.

[wilder]

Whaaat? I just don't want to see what this thing, whatever it is, can do.

[ruin_mania]

How else are we supposed to know what it is you've summoned?

[wilder]

....Dissect the remains?

[ruin_mania]

Oh, now that's an excellent idea!

[wilder]

[Oh he knew that'd work]

Haha okay then! [Getting up and grabbing his sword] One specimen for dissection coming up!

[ruin_mania]

W-well, if you must.

[B-but field observation!]

[wilder]

It's for the best, my cool beauty.

[Before you know, it gets out and we have the space lobster incident ALL over again]

[ruin_mania]

[But science! Oh, fine.]