one

[scoring]

[ Oh look! It's another lovely day in Yosuke's room. The birds are shining, the trees are singing, and the lazy bastard is just laying on his bed doing whatever teenage boys do. Listening to music and counting the ceiling tiles, in this case! His life is the most exciting one.

But then.

But then.

Where there was air a moment ago suddenly becomes of his good buddies! With an audible whoosh - similar, in fact, to the one where they exit the TV - Yukiko appears and is immediately gripped by one, inescapable fact.

Gravity.

Prepare your nads, Yosuke! She's falling hard and landing right on top. ]

Wha-- ahhhhh!

[ SLAM!!

Welcome to Paradisa. And as always, the journal captures it all. ]

Comments

[cantacquityou]

No need to apologize. I get the sense that I've struck a chord, somehow.

[scoring]

More that I was caught off guard. Um, can we start over?

[cantacquityou]

[His usual effect on people, as to be expected.]

...As usual, my debut leaves much to be desired.

[scoring]

Oh! No, that's okay. Please, don't worry about it.

Okay, ah...it's nice to meet you. My name is Yukiko Amagi.

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[cantacquityou]

Miles Edgeworth.

[cantacquityou]

I mean...Pleased to meet you. My name is Miles Edgeworth.

[scoring]

Mhm!

[ Customer service mode: on. ]

Have you been here a long time, Mister Edgeworth?

[cantacquityou]

One long, loathsome, treacherous week.

[scoring]

Is that all? I guess it's not as bad as some people.

[cantacquityou]

...Yes, but I've seemed to have had more misfortune in this one week than many others seem to have had in an entire year.

[scoring]

Really? That's unfortunate...but that sounds like it could be bad luck, more than anything.