one

[scoring]

[ Oh look! It's another lovely day in Yosuke's room. The birds are shining, the trees are singing, and the lazy bastard is just laying on his bed doing whatever teenage boys do. Listening to music and counting the ceiling tiles, in this case! His life is the most exciting one.

But then.

But then.

Where there was air a moment ago suddenly becomes of his good buddies! With an audible whoosh - similar, in fact, to the one where they exit the TV - Yukiko appears and is immediately gripped by one, inescapable fact.

Gravity.

Prepare your nads, Yosuke! She's falling hard and landing right on top. ]

Wha-- ahhhhh!

[ SLAM!!

Welcome to Paradisa. And as always, the journal captures it all. ]

Comments

[spinstrikes]

[His eyes are so wide they might as well be popping out of his head. He can't even muster up enough glee for the fact that he's pretty sure he had at least a 2 second eye shot up her skirt before she came crashing down.

The pain, so familiar, so intense...So much shrieking like a little girl, and he can't help the instinct he gets to slam his legs shut and shoot up into a sitting position to make himself as small as possible.

Oh my god soft....]

Unghh...

[scoring]

[ Their finest moment. Yukiko is a little too disoriented from suddenly TV World and then not TV World anymore, and just shrieks again when face contacts chest. Sorry bro, your nuts are fifth priority at best. ]

Oww...wh-what's...

[ Stop. Process.

Yosuke's face is where Yosuke's face should not be. ]

Ahh! Yosuke-kun!

[ Enjoy being shoved back, hard! And then slapped just as hard because that's how we roll. ]

[spinstrikes]

[Yes, this is an Oscar worthy moment, the kind you tell your children about for all time. No, Yukiko, you don't understand, he needs them and they're probably not going to be functional soon between you, Chie, his bike, that one post...

Oh my god, why? He's registering what's happened about the same time she is, and is already trying to extract himself. The shove and slap really shouldn't have been a surprise, but he only manages to catch himself on his elbows, headphones slipping downwards to sit more along his jaw.

And here he thought his life was never going to get exciting at Paradisa. He. Hates. Himself] Yukiko-san! I...That wasn't...I mean-

[He is so red, and he so can't even look her in the eyes. Wow, you have a very nice ear]

[scoring]

[ She huffs, reasserting herself with that cold, dangerous fire starting to grow behind her eyes. The nerve of him! How he managed it, she couldn't tell, but she just knew he...

...was currently below her, and now she was just sitting on her lap. It all evaporates pretty quickly when she squeaks and scrambles off, face going just as red as his. ]

D-don't excuse yourself! What are you trying to do, Yosuke-kun?! [ Another short pause, just to draw breath. Now the rest of the room is coming to her, and it's...nice? ] And-- where is this?!

dictated;

[ardor]

[A slight pause.]

You guys okay?

[scoring]

[ Where is that voice coming from. Who are you. What is happen?! ]

Um...y-yes, we're fine, thank you.

[ardor]

Good.

[Pause.] Oh, right. Welcome [back] to Paradisa, I guess...

[scoring]

Mm...thank you. Um, if I can ask...where is it?

And where are you?

dictated

[punk_cute]

[What was that?]

You okay over there?

[Did he recognize that voice? ...nah, it couldn't be, right?]

[scoring]

Oww...

Huh? Oh yes, I'm alright...nothing broken, I think.

[punk_cute]

Wait.

Yukiko-senpai? It is you! You're here too.

[He sounds shocked and happy at the same time.]

[scoring]

...Kanji-kun?

[ Shocku! ] Yosuke-kun said you were here, but I didn't think...a-anyways, it's good to hear you.

[assassino]

[laughing]

[scoring]

[ omg the rudest assassin right here ]

H-hey...! It's not funny.

[assassino]

[okay, okay :')]

Mi dispiace, signorina -- I did not mean to make fun. I just... misheard.

[scoring]

I suppose that's alright, then...I'm sorry for snapping. B-but in any case, it wasn't anything like that!

[cantacquityou]

...



...The clinic is on the second floor.

[scoring]

Th-thank you. I don't think I hurt anything, though.

[ Except Yosuke.

And her dignity. ]

[cantacquityou]

That blood-curdling scream suggested otherwise.

text;

[lohacse]

smooth

[scoring]

[ Oh goodness, no voice with this one (now she's finally found the book)? Is it broken?

...shakeshakeshake. ]

I didn't really have a lot of choice...

[lohacse]

yeah pretty much everyone arrives crashing into some dudes face like its no big deal

[gunslinger]

[ Oh my gosh what was that he just heard. WHAT WAS THAT. ]

[scoring]

[ Sheer magic, that's what! Yukiko ends up leaving her journal open like a winner through her entire exchange with Yosuke too, so Jr can listen to every single world exchanged.

Yup. That's gigglechans, alright. ]

[gunslinger]

[ Well he won't listen for too long before backing off. Too sad, too sad. B( ]