one

[scoring]

[ Oh look! It's another lovely day in Yosuke's room. The birds are shining, the trees are singing, and the lazy bastard is just laying on his bed doing whatever teenage boys do. Listening to music and counting the ceiling tiles, in this case! His life is the most exciting one.

But then.

But then.

Where there was air a moment ago suddenly becomes of his good buddies! With an audible whoosh - similar, in fact, to the one where they exit the TV - Yukiko appears and is immediately gripped by one, inescapable fact.

Gravity.

Prepare your nads, Yosuke! She's falling hard and landing right on top. ]

Wha-- ahhhhh!

[ SLAM!!

Welcome to Paradisa. And as always, the journal captures it all. ]

Comments

[lohacse]

what do you mean what seat this one [ obvs ]

[scoring]

[ dave she is not fluent in coolkid. yukiko flusters for a minute, totally lost. ]

Oh. W-well, no...I guess it's not.

[lohacse]

[ yeah stop sucking yukiko, jesus. he's got to teach you. ]

pass
sitting on guys faces isnt on my list of leisure things to do over the weekend gonna leave that to you

[scoring]

[ S P L U T T E R ]

I-I wasn't--! Who is this, anyway?!

[lohacse]

thats like as subtle as it can get dude you cant just ask who this is
like hey check it youre speaking to fairy god mother 101 your dress ain ready yet what now

[scoring]

Be serious! This isn't funny, okay?!