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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[wheatdos]

[He turns halfway to look at that guy-girl thing. God could anyone get more... INFURIATING. If Wheatley were officially titled as a full human he would've been red in the ears by now. Instead, he manages to keep himself calm. BARELY.]

"How about something- oh I don't know. Something related. Like, oh! The scientist or something. Doctor. Oh, ooh! Philosopher! I like that one eh. Something that you know, is true? But I wouldn't expect you to have that kind of brain capacity, bless your feeble little mind."

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

[It takes effort, but Jade's pretty up there on the douchebag scale. Jade just smiles calmly and oh so bemusedly]

'I'm basing it on simple observation. Human looks, Human voice, and Human capacity for whining.'

[Don't mind him casually stepping on your foot with his heel.]

[wheatdos]

"Agh... GNNNHHG... AH."

[He tenses, and then grits his teeth.]

"Alright! Alright! Enough! Don't you have somewhere to be? So-some friends to talk to? Some sort of burly human crush or family member that could casually get you out of my HAIR?"

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

'You also feel pain like a human.'

[He seems to think.]

'None that provide half as much entertainment.'

[wheatdos]

"I. AM. NOT. YOUR. ENTERTAINER."

[He points to himself]

"Half? Then there, talk to two of them at once then. That- that'll work. Go awayyyyyy. This... this body is a curse, okay! Not my fault. I had nothing to do with this. I'm only beginning to think that you did this more and more mate, way to make yourself seem innocent."

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

'It's more fun to talk to one person than listen to two prattle on.'

[You're way more fun.]