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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[kamenriderdecade]

[The good news is you are definitely not alone; there is a well dressed dude just a few feet away.

But he's not going to be helpful at all. Instead, he'll just take your photograph with his camera and remain silent.]

[wheatdos]

"Eh? Heyheyhey, what are you doing?"

[He swung around to look at the stranger]

"What's that, what did you just do? Did you just take a picture of me? You better not have taken a picture of me, well you could if you want, but not like this, not with this... this... ugly... ugly...

[He gestures to his body]

Human looking thing.
Anyway, do-do you wanna do me a favor? Yeah, a little favor, it won't be too much, I promise, I promise. Do you wanna tell me what...what's going on here? What is this, this place? yeah yeah... what is this?

[My god, this guy can go a mile a minute]

[kamenriderdecade]

[He'll lower his camera, and give you the most indifferent look ever.]

It's a castle. Apparently it kidnaps people through time and space.

And until it's done with you, you can't leave. So get comfortable.

[wheatdos]

[He tries to stop from laughin- nope. He's already laughing at him.]

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god... hehe... oh that's good, that's good. Ignore the laughing... I'm not laughing at you... heh... eheheh..."

[He's laughing at YOUUUU.]

"Great great... so where's you're eh... AI in charge then? What d'yeh want, some tests or something? Got some platforms to jump across? No offense, you look like a bit of a porker, so I would run a few laps before you got yourself into some tests, mate."

[doublethefun]

[a blue pony is walking past, slowing down and giving him a look reserved for crazy people.]

[wheatdos]

[Wheatley notices the pony as he is having his minor freakout- wait.
What. the hell. is that.]

"Eh, yeah... what are you lookin' at eh?
Acting as if you knowwwww me. I bet you're just judging me aren't ya, judgin' poor little ol' Wheatley like you know him...!"

[He flails again, and his glasses fall off his face]

"What kind of joke is this? This... this place? I'm in space one minute, and the next I'm here. You wanna give me the rundown? Tell me where the closest exit is, eh? That'd be nice... you... blue... colored... thing."

[Yeah he's new]

[doublethefun]

[incoming Royal Canterlot Voice - i.e. loud, booming, and echoey. Duck and cover, Wheatley.]

Excuse thee? We are a pony and We would be highly appreciative if thou wouldst desist in referring to Us as a "thing."

[wheatdos]

[Oooh, speaker systems. That's pretty cool. He has-well, had those back at Aperture]

"Oh... oh, is that what you call yourself? A PO-NY, oh thats rich hahaha, really rich. So... what is that? Some sort of mutant experiment gone horribly wrong or something? Cause if it is, I mean, I- I get it. If you don't want to talk about it, I guess I get that too... I mean, If I were some sort of horribly disfigured mutant experiment, I... I guess I wouldn't want to talk about it either. I've never been to this part of the facility really, it...it's a bit new to me... so of course there would be some sort of mutant species I wouldn't recognize, that, that's- that's understandable..."

[He's never seen a pony; AND he think's he's still in his laboratory? This guy is really underinformed.]

[optimystic]

[......................... guess who was just hanging out and minding her own business in the lobby. Yeah, she's watching this guy walking around going crazy]

Woah, hey! Hold on and breathe a bit. [asdgah she feels bad for the guy, so she's going to get up off her chair and jog over]

Did you just wake up here?

[wheatdos]

[Eh? He stops his freakout for a moment, and stares at her. His glasses are broken.]

E-Eh, What?

[He didn't hear her over his own yelling]

[optimystic]

[oh geez, she notices his broken glasses]

Take a deeeeeeeeep breath and calm down, Mister!

[wheatdos]

"Calm- calm down? What, oh hah, nononono, I'm calm. Y'know, aside from the obvious being TRAPPED in a place and not being able to get out!

Y-You can't possibly expect me to be okay with this, do you? I mean really, do you really expect me to be like "oh yep, here I am, in a random place, when I clearly was in space merely HOURS ago?" Because, cause it's definitely not working that way. I- I don't know why I'm here, or who you are but I do know that that, that there's probably some sort of vast, vast misunderstanding here, because, because... you know because I'm... not supposed to be here."

[He's talking so fast it's hard to understand. Even when he is calm.]

[atadiscoverer]

[Dr. Beckett comes down the stairs to the loud shouting and shattering of a vase. He quickly jogs the rest of the way over, looking worried.]

Are you okay?

[wheatdos]

"Am I okay? Am I oka- did you just ask me if I'm okay?"

[Wait. It's another human? Oh great Wheatley just your luck. He suddenly straightens himself up and looks a bit more composed. A bit.]

"...Yes, of cooooouuuuurse. I'm fine, I'm fine. Y'know. I just end up in a CASTLE, looking like THIS. What kind of joke is this, did you- did you do this? You know, I bet it was you too, you look like a spacey kinda fellow.

Spacey... You know, cause of space.

I was in space a few minutes ago... and then how convenient of a spacey HUMAN to suddenly come to the "rescue" when Wheatley is starting to figure this place out. Covering your tracks, aren't ye?"

[He says this narrowing his eyes suspiciously]

Written

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

'I take it you've just arrived?'

[Your journal is talking to you in a monotone, reading words that had been written on the page.]

Re: Written

[wheatdos]

"Eh?"

[Wheatley turns around, looking at the broken vase guiltily, and ignoring it. He still looks frazzled.]

"Eh... And who are you supposed to be, eh?"

Written

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

'Well, that answers my question well enough.

I'm a resident of the castle, as it were.'

[wheatdos]

"Resident? Of this castle? So what, you live here or something, yes you must live here. Ohhh, nice of you to "show" yourself, notice-notice my sarcasm. You're the one who brought me here, eh? You're a kidnapper, an abductor. I'm going to say this nicely. but I demand that you, that you take me back. It'll get ugly, because, haha, I can make it get ugly."

[lmfao, Wheatley is by far the scrawniest looking guy you'll probably ever see here.]

Action!

[psych0p0mps]

[ALIEN GET! Aradia is just fluttering around on her butterfly wings and happens to notice some weirdo freaking out in the lobby. Ordinarily she would wait a moment for him to calm down, but that doesn't appear to be happening, so instead she interrupts from above.]

Excuse me! Hello!

Re: Action!

[wheatdos]

[He looks around when he hears her voice, not occurring to him to look up]

"Huh? Hey, who's there! H-hey show yourself!"

[psych0p0mps]

[Fffft, this poor guy. And yet, so amusing.]

I'm right here, silly! Look up.

[wheatdos]

[He looks up. rather surprised. It isn't everyday you see a flying troll in godtier everyday; In fact, Wheatley doesn't even know what that is]

"Oh... oh hello, um... up there! Haha, this is actually a little ironic y'know. You up there... me down here, it's like role switching.

[What is he talking about?]

...

Oh, great that you're here though, hmm. Ummm... You wouldnt by any chance know the quick route outta here right? I truly am grateful for whoever sent me here, plucking me out of the spacy abyss, but I should really be going now. Nice meeting you, really, wait, well I cant really say nice meeting you because I don't actually know you, hehe... but I'm sure, if I did know you, hypothetically you would hypothetically be a...

...a..."

[Wait what is she?]

"...a pleasant associate to associate with."

[He sure can talk.]

[wishmadeinfire]

_{[Ashura had just passed into the lobby, stopping short when the vase was knocked over and crashed to the floor, splintering into shards. He looks up at the man and gives a wry sort of smile, though he remains where he is, a few pieces of vase touching the top of his soft boot.]}

I am suddenly glad that winter forces me to wear shoes more often.

[wheatdos]

"Wh-what? What are you, have you been watching me this whole time? Do you know where I am? You know, you know if you're watching you could at... at least say you're watching me. In fact, no, not really, because either way whether or not you ask I'd tell you that I don't like to be watched that much. Or at all, actually. No, no. Okay, haha, I guess I can just tell you... given that you probably already know now."

[Wheatley seemed like a bit of a paranoid sounding guy, speaking quick. He was able to get all of that speech into one breath,speaking a mile a minute. It was almost hard to understand.]

[wishmadeinfire]

"Dear boy, I was not watching you, I just came in," he said gently, quietly, not wanting to rile him up more than he was already.