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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[doublethefun]

[she just sits there, entirely unimpressed and just waiting for him to shut up]

'Tis disinfectant. Does it still hurt?

[wheatdos]

"GNNNNNGH... hnnnhnnhnnnhnnghh..."

[Is that whimpering I hear?]

"n...no."

[doublethefun]

Very well, then.

[she sticks a band-aid on the cut and then starts swabbing the next one with the alcohol.]

What hast thou been experimenting on?

[wheatdos]

[With each one, he flinches, but as she continues, he seems to react less and less dramatically.]

"Things really. Everything that I can get my hands on. Getting out of here is just one. I need to get my consciousness out of this body. I've been trying to build things like my core... but... it just doesn't seem to work. Other thing's... are for the sake of science... like... like you ponies. I had never seen anything like you before until now. So-so... I guess... I decided to study you too."

[He laughs nervously. She didn't want her to freak out or make him drink clorox with that weird magic of hers.]

[doublethefun]

[there is a pause as she mulls over this.]

I do not mind if such studies are restricted to books or interviews. However, [the shadows in the corners of the room might be lengthening] if thou shouldst hurt any of my little ponies, then thou may assumest that our friendship will be terminated.

[terminated in a really bad way]

[wheatdos]

[...]

"..."

[He sounds nervous]

"Ehehe, don't worry about that. I didn't mean anything... of that sort. It's just your magic is... really very... fascinating!"

[Then he stops]

"Friendship?"

[He laughs a little.]

"I didn't think you liked me all that much."

[doublethefun]

As long as we understand each other.

[and the room is nice and bright again]

There are many humans here with magic as well. And if I did not at least tolerate thee, I would not be babysitting thee.

[floats his shirt over now that she's done with the bandaids]

[wheatdos]

[Sunnnnshiiiinnneeeee]

"Ba-babysitting? I am not a baby! I'm- I'm an intelligence sphere!"

[doublethefun]

I might be more inclined to believe thee when thou hast learned to groom thyself each and every day.

[that's your homework, Wheatley. Learn how to take a shower.]