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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[optimystic]

[this guy seems to be a little weird, but the whole jumping thing worked out, right? and it seems like he knows what he's doing despite how derpy he seems so after a minute of considering him she nods and holds out her hand for a handshake]

Alright then, partner! I'll trust you.

[wheatdos]

"Great. Great."

[He looks at her strange when she holds out her hand]

"...Uhm... What- what are you doing?"

[He doesn't know what a handshake is...]

[optimystic]

[she holds her hand a little more forward... trying to motion that he should hold it]

Handshake! That's what all the cool characters do in a movie when they're making a deal. I promise, it'll just take a second.

[wheatdos]

[He reluctantly takes her hand, and shakes it. At that moment, he turns away awkwardly and begins to walk in the other direction.]

"I'll be calling you again soon, Maya Fey. We can continue our testing then. For now, be sure to watch your leg, don't gain any weight, oh- oh. And..."

[He turns to her, grinning like a goofball.]

"Don't tell anyone about this, will ya? I don't want anyone sabotaging anything."

[optimystic]

Yeah, I'll take care of it! And I'll make sure to do some training before then too.

[hm? haha, his grin is kind of cute actually :') but she is still confused by keeping it a secret] Are you sure? I don't think people would want to sabotage anything... they'd probably want to help.

[wheatdos]

"Nononono. Shhh. You've gotta. And be-and besides, you'll be surprised by how much people- especially humans, n-no offense to you of course, love.. have the tendency to want to destroy everything they come in contact with. Even if it's helping them. I'd know. I've done it before, and I'm definitely not making the same mistake again. That- that would just be a waste. Better safe than sorry, eh?"

[optimystic]

Well... [hmmmm, he is the boss and brains of this operation, and she did promise to go along with what he said. so she feels like kind of a jerk if she keeps arguing]

Okay, I promise. [although... wait, what if Nick asks? ] What about someone who I know for sure is a great guy through and through. If he asks, can I tell him?

[wheatdos]

"No. No one. Not a single one."

[He makes all sorts of NO hand gestures. But then he sighs. She doesn't seem like the secret holding kind've girl.]

"Ah... [sigh] alright, alright you can. But only limit it to one person! And- and don't tell them about the staircase thing. Just- just tell them that you're trying to help a- a friend get out of here or something, I don't know. Don't go volunteering information either, it doesn't work that way."

[optimystic]

[fiiiiine, she crosses her arms at the wrist so they make an x to show that she understands... adsghasdgh since he was making all those hand motions]

Okay, okay, I promise! My lips are mostly sealed!

[wheatdos]

[Also, this is an OOC comment, but I wanted to let you know that I'm really enjoying this rp, and it's made you one of my favored people to rp with. Just wanted to thank you and stuff, so I drew this. I'm a bit of a dork and I like to draw things, so I have the tendency to draw random stuff. But here you go!

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426829_259725377441678_100002126536084_584272_1490841024_n.jpg

Yep, so that's it, lol.]

[optimystic]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, sweetheart this is so cute and wonderful! I've been having so much fun with this thread too, and I have been totally stalking your Wheatly... way too much :') i LOVE PORTAL 2, so him showing up here is like a dream, and you're wonderful at writing him ;D]

[wheatdos]

[Glad you like it, expect more! Haha, I'm absolutely flattered. Stalk awayyy. Wheatley mentions Maya Fey in a few of his other conversations, but of course you wouldn't know. :P

I love Portal 2 too, so it's a relief that someone is telling me that I'm doing a good job. @___@]